Just how reliable are the victim's statements if she claimed she did not know who Seth was until he Googled himself and showed her? In what world is it possible that someone does not know the managing partner of IMP? I suppose next you're going to tell me a Surprise! At The Club with Neil Young & Crazy Horse is unlikely -- as though Neil Young wouldn't be honored to play there? Doesn't add up. Doesn't add up at all, my friends. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have rare French white-label test pressings of Francois Hardy to listen to as I stroke my autographed headshot of Al Franken longingly.