The Great Headline thread

[sweetcell]

Update Your PC Now to Protect Windows 10 From Internet Explorer

as a former web developer, i've been telling people to protect themselves from IE for 20 years

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Philip Morris Is Buying An Asthma Inhaler Company.

[kosmo vinyl]

FBI arrests Michigan bomb suspect who was angry with cell phone companies over porn and cussing

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

FBI arrests Michigan bomb suspect who was angry with cell phone companies over porn and cussing

Porn? Unacceptable. Cussing? Unacceptable. Murdering people with bombs? Fine.

[vansmack]

Are getting close to a "Because, Michigan" thread?

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Are getting close to a "Because, Michigan" thread?

thought has crossed my mind many times...would keep the dreck out of the JA thread for sure

[kosmo vinyl]

Besides being a great headline this is a good roundup of the mess in Texas

A tax cheat, a disbarred attorney, and an attempted firebomber: meet the folks trying to collect on Texas’ abortion bounty law.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/texas-abortion-law-first-lawsuits-1230248/

[kosmo vinyl]

Btw this is the juicy bit from that Michigan bomber story

In late August, Allen is accused of placing threatening letters inside polka-dotted envelopes that were addressed to AT&T, Verizon, and “all other carriers” at various locations in northern Michigan, according to an FBI affidavit filed in federal court obtained by The Detroit News. The letters, which were sent from the “Coalition for Moral Telecommunications (CMT),” threatened to “begin destroying inner city tower communication” unless the providers created software to stop the spread of “immoral content.”

Guess he raided his wife’s stash of stationery

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2021/09/21/fbi-arrests-michigan-bomb-suspect-who-was-angry-with-cell-phone-companies-over-porn-and-cussing

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Koz…. I think you are missing the point of this thread

[kosmo vinyl]

do we really need a commentary thread for this?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

do we really need a commentary thread for this?

Some people come here purely for a dry recitation of Great Headlines, Kosmo, and in their busy lives, they can't be delayed for a few seconds having to wade through our "thoughts" about the Great Headlines.

[kosmo vinyl]

fine...

i just thought the use of Polka-dotted envelopes was highly amusing and worth sharing with the class

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I get it and can see pointing out some key points in the story...but then maybe it goes to the Random thread, or the sky is falling thread

I feel like the key here is, it doesn't really matter the content of the article, it's just headline is the Dog’s Bollocks...those should go here

[vansmack]

Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not belong at Apple, according to leaked memo

https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/22/22687747/tim-cook-employee-leak-memos-do-not-belong-at-apple

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Young Drinkers Are Pissed Their Fake IDs Don’t Match Their Real Vaccine Cards

At least it's not the other way around