The Great Headline thread

[hutch]

You would think this was already standard practice

[grateful]

You would think this was already standard practice

It’s a great idea until they ban you by mistake and report you to the authorities. And how would they actually go about doing this? Some kind of MSG facial recognition stuff?

[grateful]

Careful what you ask for. You’re next.

[Justin Tonation]

You would think this was already standard practice

It’s a great idea until they ban you by mistake and report you to the authorities. And how would they actually go about doing this? Some kind of MSG facial recognition stuff?

Lots of places do this (issue a "denial of entry" or similar to individuals who show themselves to be a threat or nuisance). It's very difficult to directly enforce but violators can be legally charged with trespassing, or possibly worse depending on the conditions of the denial. If the WMATA jurisdictions wanted to put some teeth into it, they could enact anti-trespassing laws that embellish sentences for those found guilty of violating a denial of entry order (and perhaps they already do).

[kosmo vinyl]

Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust

Flow was a weird film, man.

[kosmo vinyl]

World number one Sinner banned for three months

[hutch]

You would think world number one sinner would deserve a bigger penalty…

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Mark E Smith's £484,000 legacy means all former Fall members get £1.3

(From a hard times like site called the daily mash)

[kosmo vinyl]

Tory MP 'rescued from brothel with 12 naked women' in suspected honeytrap with 'KGB agent'

[kosmo vinyl]

Who amongst us hasn’t done this

One of the men on trial over the theft of a £4.75m gold toilet from Blenheim Palace has admitted he used it the day before it was stolen.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Who amongst us hasn’t done this

One of the men on trial over the theft of a £4.75m gold toilet from Blenheim Palace has admitted he used it the day before it was stolen.

This is the trial of the Century in Julian’s America. People have been stealing our bathroom fixtures for decades and people act like it’s a victimless crime.

[nkotb]

US Rep. Jasmine Crockett labeled ‘an icon’ for calling President Trump ‘Putin’s ho’

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

wow the bar for Icon has really been lowered
(and I like Crockett)

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Man nearly neck-deep in mud rescued along Mt. Vernon Trail