Author Topic: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread  (Read 39879 times)

Justin Tonation

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #105 on: March 10, 2023, 05:32:41 pm »
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #106 on: March 10, 2023, 06:48:27 pm »
What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?

Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?

Tell me more.


I didn't realize you two are bisexual swingers, which is awesome. This is an open forum and we accept all kinds.


I feel like you may need your own thread.

Did I mess up on the punctuation?
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #107 on: March 10, 2023, 07:58:37 pm »
You set up an expectation that your sentence was a numbered list, using the word "both" at the beginning of each independent clause.


Upon first read, I understood each instance of "both" to refer to you and your wife.


As one would.
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #108 on: April 16, 2023, 04:24:55 pm »


Click Jeff for source
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #110 on: June 14, 2023, 09:07:15 am »
Ha ha! Pretty jeff

Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #111 on: June 14, 2023, 09:53:15 am »
That’s some quality Jeff content
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #112 on: June 23, 2023, 11:13:15 pm »
Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #113 on: June 23, 2023, 11:33:15 pm »
Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff

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Because you love him.
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #114 on: June 27, 2023, 05:45:51 pm »
Jeff!  At the club!

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #115 on: August 01, 2023, 02:24:31 pm »
Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #116 on: August 01, 2023, 02:33:38 pm »
Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.

I'm afraid we don't have that much cash on hand right now, sir, and this may take a few days to cover. Please have a seat.
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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #117 on: August 03, 2023, 09:53:55 am »
I think this guy takes the biggest dick and smallest dick prizes for the Jeff's.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/03/jeffrey-clark-trump-coconspirator-doj-indictment/

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #118 on: August 13, 2023, 09:48:30 pm »

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Re: The Jeffs Appreciation Thread
« Reply #119 on: August 29, 2023, 01:33:09 pm »
Just dropped in to give a shout out to all the Jeffs. Go Jeff. You are smart, you are beautiful and you are worth it!