The Jeffs Appreciation Thread

[Cock Van Der Palm]

all hard working blue collar workers. 

Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs

Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

all hard working blue collar workers. 

Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs

Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?

Last name of Jeffs can be pretty problematic as well. See also: Warren Jeffs

[sweetcell]

I don't even know what's going on here, but it seems like a really bad time to be a Jeffrey Jeff.

Jeffrey "Jeff" A. Stuve
Jeffrey C "Jeff" Mays
Jeffrey "Jeff" Paul Krause
Jeffrey "Jeff G Kelly
Jeffrey "Jeff" Guerin

the very clear conclusion here is that being named "Jeffrey Jeff" is 100% correlated with death.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-ii0_QRqis/?igsh=MXRzeGZ1djJxcDRrMw==

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

[Space Freely]

Aubrey Plaza's husband died.

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up

I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up

I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.

Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up

I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!

Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.

Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?

I don’t have an insta.

Narrator Voice: In fact, Julian had a FINSTA.

[grateful]

“We have been made aware of behavior in Jeff’s personal life that does not align with the band’s core values. As a result, Jeff will no longer be a part of the Goose organization,” the band said in a statement.

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

is this a mumford and sons fiddle play incident again?

[nkotb]

The Jeff's Unappreciation Thread needed?

“We have been made aware of behavior in Jeff’s personal life that does not align with the band’s core values. As a result, Jeff will no longer be a part of the Goose organization,” the band said in a statement.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

“We have been made aware of behavior in Jeff’s personal life that does not align with the band’s core values. As a result, Jeff will no longer be a part of the Goose organization,” the band said in a statement.

Theres a lot of Jeff malfeasance flying around lately.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Sounds like maybe he is a MAGA supporter?  Total guess on my part.  He should have to spell his name with a G if he is.

“We have been made aware of behavior in Jeff’s personal life that does not align with the band’s core values. As a result, Jeff will no longer be a part of the Goose organization,” the band said in a statement.

Theres a lot of Jeff malfeasance flying around lately.