post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread

[Justin Tonation]

But has he shown his dick to underage girls at a bowling alley?

I heard the guy she was on a date with where they got kicked out of the theater is a Democrat.

When I was a wee child, my mom would put me in the bowling alley nursery while she bowled with her friends. Memories are super fuzzy but it's entirely possible that my pee pee was seen by girls my same age.

[grateful]

This is the origin story we've been waiting for.

[kosmo vinyl]

the hits keep piling up...

the reason there is no jury seated in the fraud trail starting today, is that TFG's crack team of lawyers didn't check a box/file the proper paperwork to get one...

of course that little tidbit won't ever be uttered by faux news outlets, TFG and his offspring.

[vansmack]

When I was a wee child, my mom would put me in the bowling alley nursery while she bowled with her friends. Memories are super fuzzy but it's entirely possible that my pee pee was seen by girls my same age.

Boy did that bring back memories....

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

When I was a wee child, my mom would put me in the bowling alley nursery while she bowled with her friends. Memories are super fuzzy but it's entirely possible that my pee pee was seen by girls my same age.

Boy did that bring back memories....

Don't leave us hanging. Tell us what you remember about Justin's pee pee.

[Justin Tonation]

When I was a wee child, my mom would put me in the bowling alley nursery while she bowled with her friends. Memories are super fuzzy but it's entirely possible that my pee pee was seen by girls my same age.

Boy did that bring back memories....

Don't leave us hanging. Tell us what you remember about Justin's pee pee.

Was Smackie there? The bowling alley was in Fremont after all.

[grateful]

The vote, its happening.

[grateful]

He's out.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

He's out.

For a few hours anyway.

[sweetcell]

they'll have numerous rounds of voting, no one including McCarthy will have the votes, then the Dems will offer to support McCarthy (or someone else they think they can work with) in exchange for a few demands (aid for Ukraine, no major cuts to social programs, etc.).  new speaker takes the gavel, they pass a boring steady-state budget, and the House proceed to do exactly nothing* until the next congress is sworn in, in january 2025.  the end.


* "nothing" here includes the Biden  impeachment inquiry, which will lead to nothing (other than possibly embarrassment for the GOP...)

[hutch]

I would say Scalise has a much better chance than McCarthy. I doubt Democrats will help elect anyone.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

McCarthy says he will not accept nomination to be speaker again. Wow.

[kosmo vinyl]

Stolen from bluesky

Lee Drutman

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Jim Jordan is running for speaker. An absolutely deplorable person who covered up systematic sexual assault while at Ohio State.

[Space Freely]

Jim Jordan is running for speaker. An absolutely deplorable person who covered up systematic sexual assault while at Ohio State.

He should be in prison but instead could end up Speaker. But they want to kick the black guy out for pulling a fire alarm.