post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread

[nkotb]

Haley loses Republican Nevada primary to 'none of these candidates'

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I’d  vote for noneof thesecandidates !

[kosmo vinyl]

i can only the numerous high fives and fist bumps that occurred when it was decided it was clever to equate the Insurrection to the Inauguration

[nkotb]

Broken clock, etc. etc.

I’d  vote for noneof thesecandidates !

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Broken clock, etc. etc.

This metaphor is really not working anymore considering most people use their phone as their clock and if their phone dies it’s never right

[grateful]

Most phones operate on Verizon Network Time, so if they're powered on, they're always right according to the new standard.

[nkotb]

Also, some people use the sun as a clock, but that doesn't mean the sun IS a clock!  Still, maybe this will suit our modern times better:

[Justin Tonation]

Some people just watch Christian Marclay's "The Clock" 24/7, so they always know what time it is.

[kosmo vinyl]

The State of Tennessee just said hold my warm beer...

there is a bill under consideration to ban the selling of cold beer...

[kosmo vinyl]

The State of Tennessee just said hold my warm beer...

there is a bill under consideration to ban the selling of cold beer...

this just in.. this bill is dead because a rep came out and said "I am not going to infringe on the constitutional rights and liberties of law-abiding citizens"

Tennessee Fuck Yeah

of course it's only different story in TN if you are trans, have a utereus, a member of LGBTQ+, etc etc...

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

There is zero chance for this bill
The committees won’t even consider it, so will never get to the floor for a vote

They did pass prohibition as the 18th amendment in 1920 and didn’t get repealed until 33
So like trump winning, anything is possible

Fun fact, Virginia passed state wide prohibition in 1915!

[grateful]

The State of Tennessee just said hold my warm beer...

there is a bill under consideration to ban the selling of cold beer...

Welcome to Montgomery County Liquors!

[kosmo vinyl]

Curses!!! My grand plan to crowdfund a wood chipper rental and the purchase of  some ugly ass sneakers has been foiled. Bunch of rubes already snapped up those abominations.

And true to form this…

[sweetcell]

complete disarray: the GOP's impeachment case against joe biden is founded on the testimony of an FBI informant.  everyone on the right was saying this guy, Alexander Smirnov, was the smoking gun that would take down ol' joe.  there's a great video of jim jordan making the rounds in which he says "the most corroborating evidence we have is (a statement) from this highly credible confidential human source"

well, that rooskiy was indicted last week for lying to the FBI.  he is charged with making up the bribery scheme that benefited the bidens.  and today some of the case docs were made public, and guess who has numerous contacts with russian intelligence?


GOP just lost their star witness to reality, and have been busted for peddling ruzzian misinformation.  how do those clowns keep finding new ways to fail?

[sweetcell]

the hits just keep on coming

Ex-N.R.A. Chief Wayne LaPierre Found Liable for Financial Misconduct
A Manhattan jury found that the National Rifle Association’s former leader had used the group’s funds to pay for lavish personal expenses, including vacations and luxury flights.