for a second, I thought this was real, but this paragraph sealed the deal
The American singer-songwriter-guitarist has an estimated net worth of $145 million. He owes his fortune to smart stock investments, substantial property holdings, lucrative endorsement deals with CoverGirl cosmetics. He also owns several restaurants (the “Fat Black Burger” chain) in Washington, a Football Team (the “Boston Angels”), has launched his own brand of Vodka (Pure Wonderblack - US), and is tackling the juniors market with a top-selling perfume (With Love from Frank) and a fashion line called “Frank Black Seduction”.