The Lurker Thread

[Yada]

hi bombay chutney

[Yada]

hi blow me

[day of love-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

hi blow me

can I at least get dinner first?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This doesn’t seem to be working. How about we try Yada not posting for six months and see if these lurkers feel more like engaging with this community without him here? For science.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

After six months, we can see how it’s working and if it is, Yada can continue not posting. And if it is not working, we can discuss how much longer he needs to not post to truly test out this theory.

[day of love-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

So, yes after less than 48 hours...it has not worked

I think then we do a Hot or Not rating on the lurking poster

If that doesn't work, we find unflattering photos and then photoshop them having sex with a couch

if those don't work, we DOXX and contact their employer

[hutch]

But the status quo hasn’t worked! I think publicly shaming or friendly greeting  of lurkers who don’t post could make the difference

[Yada]

hi more_coffee

[Yada]

hi challenged

[grateful]

I kinda thought a thread for lurkers to post in was an ironic idea doomed to fail. Maybe some DMs instead?

[hutch]

Look, if you read our Grade A content the least you can do is post once in a while….

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

So, yes after less than 48 hours...it has not worked

I think then we do a Hot or Not rating on the lurking poster

If that doesn't work, we find unflattering photos and then photoshop them having sex with a couch

if those don't work, we DOXX and contact their employer

Finally, someone understands my vision for online engagement!

[hutch]

Freedom isn’t free!!!!

[Bombay Chutney]

hi bombay chutney

Hey there.

I don't get out the way I used to, so I don't post as much. I still do both occasionally though...

[day of love-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

hi bombay chutney

Hey there.

I don't get out the way I used to, so I don't post as much. I still do both occasionally though...

woah, it worked