The America Great Again Thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I had a Canadian boss at the world bank and you couldn’t tell there was any difference.

This might be applicable to Ontario but the idea you can't tell any difference when you meet a Québécois? Half of them don't even claim Canadian traditions much less American ones.

[hutch]

Obviously a difference with Quebec just like they are different to the rest of Canada! So they would be different from the rest of the US and be accommodated in a similar arrangement as they have now.

[Space Freely]

If each Canadian province became a state, how would that affect the House and Senate numbers?

[hutch]

Did you read the article?

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Now alcoholics can just say “I will not drink” and everyone believes you

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If this actually matters to you our newly elected president is a teetotaler

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Now alcoholics can just say “I will not drink” and everyone believes you

And the nytimespitchbot nails it

The Ethicist | We desperately want to get our son to quit drinking. Is there any way we can get Trump to nominate him to be Secretary of Defense?

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

If this actually matters to you our newly elected president is a teetotaler

that doesn’t matter to me in the slightest

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Figures.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Now alcoholics can just say “I will not drink” and everyone believes you

Which step is saying, "If I get this job, I will quit drinking"? Asking for an ex.

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

If this actually matters to you our newly elected president is a teetotaler

Hmmm

Adolf Hitler was one of the world’s best known teetotalers or abstainers from alcohol

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Now alcoholics can just say “I will not drink” and everyone believes you

Which step is saying, "If I get this job, I will quit drinking"? Asking for an ex.

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[Justin Tonation]

If this actually matters to you our newly elected president is a teetotaler

Who nevertheless sold his own brands of booze. I know he'll sell anything for a penny but I've never believed his teetotaler schtick.

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Schtick?

With all the fancy dinners and events he attends I think it’s safe to say we would know if he drank. All the bitter tell all memoirs and not one “spills the beans”?

Another TDS victim

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Yeah, this is not a thing you make up and claim for decades. Dude just doesn't drink -- his brother drank himself to death, iirc.