This has been a go to song for decades
The Pursuit Of Hippiness - I’m An Adult Now
https://youtu.be/VB9qb5S8XlgSometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts
And I guess it won't be long
'Fore I'm sitting in a room with a bunch
Of people whose necks and backs are aching
Whose sight and hearing's fading
Who just can't seem to get it up
Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music