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hutch

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Boardie conclave
« on: April 21, 2025, 02:25:08 pm »
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.


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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2025, 02:27:21 pm »
My haiku from the road:

I hope that the Pope
Had the chance to tell the Vance
Just where he's going

Justin Tonation

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2025, 02:41:25 pm »
I nominate Walkie, Archbishop of Front Royal, as the next board Pope.

Send up the white smoke!
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hutch

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2025, 02:44:40 pm »
Not so fast….. a nomination has come in for the more conservative Archbishop of Richmond….

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2025, 02:53:41 pm »
The Archbishop of South Arlington has been nominated. He is known for balancing work on behalf of voting rights  of felons and Vespa riders.

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2025, 02:57:46 pm »
Which amongst us is the hermaphrodite?

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2025, 03:03:44 pm »
The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.

Cock Van Der Palm

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2025, 04:16:27 pm »
Where's the potato thread?

The Archbishop of Montgomery has been nominated. He is known for having kept Pope Francis’ agenda and pushing interfaith relations with potatoes.

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2025, 10:42:23 pm »
Wow . . . this, thread.

hutch

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2025, 01:12:59 pm »
I thought it had potential….

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2025, 01:59:20 pm »
I am informed that the Archbishop of Baltimore and Mother superior K8 of Baltimores order of the Nazarene have perished in a brutal accident en route to the boardie conclave. They were to-ge-ther.
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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2025, 02:16:38 pm »


Pope Pizza I!
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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2025, 02:47:56 pm »

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2025, 04:40:42 pm »

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Re: Boardie conclave
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2025, 04:54:42 pm »
Guys will one of us please reveal they’re intersex so we can elect them board Pope and never have to think about this thread again? Thanks.
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