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IMP Insiders
« on: October 27, 2025, 06:00:03 pm »
For a mere $129.99 annual fee, what benefits would you want to see as an IMP Insider?


- Membership is limited to 100 qualified applicants
- First drink free at any IMP show
- Annual Insiders reception, including a meet-n-greet with Seth himself
- Insiders only CD featuring the greatest live performances of the last year
- Limited backstage passes
- Cupcakes!
- Special invitation to holiday events, Seth’s birthday party and anniversary celebrations
- Early and exclusive access to Insiders IPA, a vast improvement over whatever that IMPA is.
- Limited admin rights on the forum, including the ability to silence any member for a period of 12 hours, once per month
- Voting rights on a small fund to nominate and send one member to the annual Gathering of the Juggalos, or a Phish festival.


Early applications for forum members starts at 10 pm on 12/31/25. The hoi polloi can sign up beginning 1/1/26.


What say you? Is the price right? Are these the right benefits? What else would you like to see?

Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2025, 06:26:41 pm »
...interesting

- Limited admin rights on the forum, including the ability to silence any member for a period of 12 hours, once per month
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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2025, 07:24:33 pm »
I think you meant to say monthly fee. Seth ain’t doing this for $10 a month.
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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2025, 08:44:09 pm »
So a Platinum level member could be $2500, Gold tier maybe $1000, and Bronze is in for $500. Staggered benefits.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2025, 09:27:20 pm »
Maybe sweeten the deal with a mug club concept, but Bombay Tonics instead.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2025, 10:52:40 pm »
Dinner at Space's home with his entire family and I'm in.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2025, 12:09:08 am »
Dinner at Space's home with his entire family and I'm in.
I will pay for the triple platinum package for this not to happen and Space to have a goddamn day of peace. I do not trauma tourist.
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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2025, 09:21:45 am »
Dinner at Space's home with his entire family and I'm in.

This is a perfect item for our Silent Auction. It’ll be the charity portion of our Annual Awards Gala, complete with a red-carpet fashion show!

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2025, 10:13:17 am »
I will be bidding on this…

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2025, 10:21:48 am »
Reserved barstool for 9:30 club shows.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2025, 10:35:31 am »
Reserved barstool for 9:30 club shows.
OK now we're talking. The amount I'd pay as "an old".
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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2025, 02:56:53 pm »
how about access to the VIP balcony for one show

I'm shocked how often it's empty, easily 90% of the shows I've attended
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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2025, 04:10:21 pm »
I’d think we’d want to throw a “fast pass” in the mix, to skip the lines getting in. Maybe like TSA Clear.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2025, 04:29:22 pm »
Reserved barstool for 9:30 club shows.
OK now we're talking. The amount I'd pay as "an old".

Was maddening on Saturday to get inside in plenty of time under normal circumstances to grab one of the seats adjacent to the bar for the Belly show, only to find every single barstool taped off for VIPs or whatever.

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Re: IMP Insiders
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2025, 08:15:33 am »
Rooftop dinner with Mark Ronson would be choice