I was Dupek, Atomic, and Brian Walalce. Though I have never stalked anyone.
A woman did once phone stalk me for months, but she eventually dodged the bullet.
I never dodged a bullet, but I did get a bottle to the head at Cracker, and a guy bit my ass (and got tossed from the Club for it) at Drive By Truckers.
I actually adore Islam, and have encouraged my daughter to seek out a nice Muslim billionaire. Though I fear she is already a few years too old. If I had a son, I would also encourage him to seek out a nice Muslim billionaire, and they could move to Saudi Arabla and live happily ever after.
And finally (until I think of more), we actually did stay for Broken Social Scene. They were fabulous, and we had a threesome with with Lezlie Feist back in her suite at the Ritz Carlton.