Next Pope!

[Frank Gallagher]

BONO!!!
 
 
 And he'll be known as "Pope Ringo George I" just to keep the trend going.

[Yank]

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Manchester?
 
 A: They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

[sonickteam]

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
 
 A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

[Frank Gallagher]

Police in Merseyside on the lookout of new Al Queada cell operating.
 
 They have found four of the members
 
 Bin Sleapin
 Bin Fytin
 Bin Drincken
 Bin Stealen
 
 Unfortunately they've been unable to find the fouth member
 
 Bin Werkin
 
 Hey, if you can dig up the oldies, so can I

[joeavrage]

Originally posted by O'Mankie:
  BONO!!!
 
 
 And he'll be known as "Pope Ringo George I" just to keep the trend going.

Funny you should say that...here's an exchange I had with PaddyPower.com, a betting agency in Ireland, last Monday:
 
 From: MyCat CanDJ [mailto:mycatcandj@gmail.com]
 > Sent: Monday, April 04, 2005 12:50 PM
 > To: support@paddypower.net
 > Subject: Request
 >
 > Dear Administrator:
 >
 >Please add Paul "Bono" Hewson to this list.
 
 web page
 >
 > I have a very strong feeling about this one, and I am very rarely wrong.
 >
 > Best
 
 
 >> Response (Micheal)   04/04/2005 06:48 PM
 >>Hi,
 
 >>Thank you for your mail,
 
 >>We will not be adding Bono to the list for next Pope im afraid,
 >>although if you wish to back him we will offer you a price of 500-1,
 >>you can call dial a bet at 1800 721 821 (irl) or 08000 565 265 (uk)."
 
 What's weird is, at the time, they were giving odds of 1000-1 for a 'Father Dougal Maguire of Craggy Island' so apparently they weren't prepared to totally rule Bono out...

My money's on Jaime Lucas Ortega y Alamino (Cuba) in the 4th by a T.K.O.

[Yank]

Mine wasn't a joke though.  I'm sure it's somewhere in the Bible....Book Of Revelations?  
 
 Now this is a joke.  What's funnier than Liverpool losing to Manchester City on Saturday?
 
 Manchester United losing to Norwich City!  Now that is funny.
 
 

Originally posted by O'Mankie:
  Police in Merseyside on the lookout of new Al Queada cell operating.
 
 They have found four of the members
 
 Bin Sleapin
 Bin Fytin
 Bin Drincken
 Bin Stealen
 
 Unfortunately they've been unable to find the fouth member
 
 Bin Werkin
 
 Hey, if you can dig up the oldies, so can I

[Yank]

Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke!  Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6......
 
 
 And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of miserable bastards and unfit birds, for there are no men of wisdom nor women of crossed legs.
 
 You can not argue with the Bible mate!

<img src="http://img131.exs.cx/img131/9323/popeidol4lw.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Justin Tonation]

I like this one better.
 
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[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:
  Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke!  Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6......
 
 
 And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
 
 You can not argue with the Bible mate!

I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited.

I predict that a fresher, MTV-age Pope will be chosen.  Why???  Well, they've already pimped the Popemobile.
 
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[SalParadise]

<img src="http://www.adammessinger.com/images/bono-for-pope/pope_bono.jpg" alt=" - " />

<img src="http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/3_3005/popedanza2.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Tony Danza for Pope

[Yank]

Originally posted by O'Mankie:
   

Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:
  Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke!  Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6......
 
 
 And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
 
 You can not argue with the Bible mate!

I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited. [/b]

How long did the Pope stay in Sodom, errrr, I mean Manchester?
 
 How about those Reds making it to the quarterfinals against Chelsey?  Not bad for a bunch of underachievers.  Maybe when that great Mancunian, Malcolm Glazer, takes control of United, you'll do better in the Champions League!?  Nah, I doubt it.