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Frank Gallagher

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2005, 08:10:00 am »
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  Okay Mankie, I've done the research, and here's the result. This is no joke!  Go to The Book Of Revelations, Chapter 12, Verse 6......
 
 
 And God told Joseph, stay clear of the city of thieving bastards and unclean birds, for there are no men of honesty nor women of beauty.
 
 You can not argue with the Bible mate!
I'm sure he was talking about Liverpool, even the Pope got the hell out of the shithole rapidly when he visited. [/b]
How long did the Pope stay in Sodom, errrr, I mean Manchester?
 
 How about those Reds making it to the quarterfinals against Chelsey?  Not bad for a bunch of underachievers.  Maybe when that great Mancunian, Malcolm Glazer, takes control of United, you'll do better in the Champions League!?  Nah, I doubt it.     :D  [/b]
Are the final numbers in yet for how many Italians your scumbags murdered last night? I think they were trying to beat the record of 39 set 20 years ago.
 
 
 The good news is, there's going to be an English team in the final....the bad news is it's either chelski or scum. I'm hoping scum to be honest because they have no hope of beating AC Milan, who should stroll into the final now....not much hope of beating chelski either unless they keep Gerrard off the park, he's already scored his first goal for his new team in the 'nobody gives a toss' cup final so no point in giving him his second.
 
 If Glazer gets United I will probably lose all interest in the sport......hurling looks interesting.
 
 
 All joking aside though, if United don't get their shit together...it's going to be like lambs to the slaughter against Newcastle on Sunday.

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2005, 09:58:00 am »
i should be pope....
 
 if i become a priest now...by the next "pope picking"  i might be eligible!!!  think about that
 pope flawd: leader of all the catholics.  i bet the pope could get a lot of ass! :)

Frank Gallagher

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2005, 10:20:00 am »
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  i should be pope....
 
 if i become a priest now...by the next "pope picking"  i might be eligible!!!  think about that
 pope flawd: leader of all the catholics.  i bet the pope could get a lot of ass!  :)  
Unfortunately for young boys such as yourself.....it's your ass they're getting.

flawd101

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2005, 10:24:00 am »
no, im 16...thats why catholics have confirmation.
 
 they bullshit and say its your initiation but....it is the age limit in which priests can't touch them anymore...

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2005, 09:54:00 pm »
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Originally posted by flawd101:
  i should be pope....
 
 if i become a priest now...by the next "pope picking"  i might be eligible!!!  think about that
 pope flawd: leader of all the catholics.  i bet the pope could get a lot of ass!      :)      
Unfortunately for young boys such as yourself.....it's your ass they're getting. [/b]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
 What a set-up!!!
 
 Good one there, O'Mankie.      ;)    
 
 You know, Flawd might be onto something. According to, whatever, the next Pope or the one after that is supposed to be some insider Satanist planted into position to bring down the Catholic church. As if they aren't doing a good enough job of it already!

flawd101

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2005, 11:32:00 am »
i almost got over it...now i have to go back to my shrink...i cant believe what those bastards did to me  :(    :D  
 
 i was thinking a steel cage match.  three cardnals enter, and one pope emerges!
 
 they can fuck mike tyson and have it the same day as his fight!   with all the catholics and people in the world...the church would make a fuck load of more money.  and still collect that sunday at mass!!!

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2005, 12:48:00 pm »
Habemus Papam!

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2005, 12:53:00 pm »
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  Habemus Papam!
mmmmmmmmm, Pappadums!

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2005, 12:55:00 pm »
i get all my news first via the forum   :D
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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2005, 12:58:00 pm »
Congratulations
 
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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2005, 01:17:00 pm »
HA! Exactly what I thought. Pope Cliff the 1st.

Frank Gallagher

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2005, 02:59:00 pm »
To all you left-footers....I give you!
 
 BENEDICT XIV!!!!!
 
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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2005, 03:27:00 pm »
at least he's old, so he'll die soon... right??

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2005, 03:34:00 pm »
Why is he Benedict XIV? Not Ratzenger I?

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Re: Next Pope!
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2005, 03:52:00 pm »
it's good to see that ex-nazis have a place in the church
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