merry fukcing christmas

[flawd101]

i know the c and k are in the wrong places....
 
 MERRY fucking CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!
 hopefully you will all be safe, have fun, and get something decent. im goin to NYC so see ya next year.
 
 
 (wish i had a link...)
 
 I heard there is no Christmas
 In the silly Middle East
 No trees, no snow, so Santa Claus,
 They have different religious beliefs
 They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday,
 And so every December I go to the Middle East and say
 
 Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
 Put down that book, the Koran,
 And here's some holiday wishes.
 In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday
 So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate
 
 There is no holiday season in India, I've heard
 They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd
 They've never read a Christmas story,
 They don't know what Rudolph is about.
 And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout
 
 Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
 Drink Egg Nog and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus
 In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday
 So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate
 
 Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin
 They pray to several Gods, and put needles in their skin
 On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake
 And that is why I go to Japan, and walk around and say
 
 Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
 God is going to kick your ass you infidelic Pagan scum
 In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do
 So lets all rejoice for Jesus, Merry Fucking Christmas to you
 
 On Christmas day,
 I travel 'round the world and say
 To all you Christians, Buddhists, and all you Atheists too
 Merry Fucking Christmas to you
 
 Thank you Mr Hat
 
 
 Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Garrison

[flawd101]

if you are a jew....MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
 
 
 It's hard to be a jew on Christmas. My Friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs. Or decorate a Christmas Tree. Or leave water out for Rudolph cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas. Hannakah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham, I have to eat Kosher Lahke. Instead of "Silent Night" I'm singing "Hu, Hach, do hachvi". And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew- I'd be merry but I'm Hebrew. On Christmas...
 
 
 ok, merry jew days....
 and fuck kuanza and its spelling....

[flawd101]

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
 He loves me, I love you
 Therefore, vicariously, he loves you
 Even if you're a Jew
 sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
 He can be brown or greenish brown
 So eat your fibre in Christmas eve
 And he might come to your town!
 
 
  :p

[Jaguär]

You been hitting the egg nogg?
 
 Yesterday, I was was with a friend in a nice Jewish restaraunt in Bethesda. (We're both Gentiles, for what it's worth.) It was the Sabbath and the 2nd day of Channukka. A large party of Jewish people were there doing their celebrating. At one point I started laughing because I could hear some of the Jewish children sitting there singing Christmas songs.
 
 I love odd little things like that in life.

[mankie]

My daughter got all pissed off when she had to suffer through the school choir do their thing.....when they sang "we wish you a Merry Christmas" they had to actually sing "we wish you a swinging holiday"...BUT, they still sang songs about Hannuka and Kwanzaa without having to make them non-denominal, any christian shit was banned but all the other religions were not. She asked my why and all I could come up with was, "Because we live in America'
 
 I would appreciate it if one of you politically correct spineless liberals could give me a better explanation?

Why can Jews & Xtians make fun of themselves and their holidays and Moslems cannot?  
 
 For example:  There are lotsa humorous songs about christmas & chanukah.  I think even Hindis and Buddhists crack wise once in awhile.  
 
 But I can't name even one funny li'l ditty about ramadan? Maybe I'm mistaken..?

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[Jaguär]

Originally posted by mankie:
  My daughter got all pissed off when she had to suffer through the school choir do their thing.....when they sang "we wish you a Merry Christmas" they had to actually sing "we wish you a swinging holiday"...BUT, they still sang songs about Hannuka and Kwanzaa without having to make them non-denominal, any christian shit was banned but all the other religions were not. She asked my why and all I could come up with was, "Because we live in America'
 
 I would appreciate it if one of you politically correct spineless liberals could give me a better explanation?

ARGHHHH!!!! Exactly why I too have a very strong comtempt for political correctness. It is as insensitive as it pretends not to be!!!
 
 You ought to go in and pitch a major bitch to the principal, the superintendant and the news media. That's the only way anything will change. You should also make a stink about it at the next PTA meeting so that the other parents can get into it.

Don't do it Wankie, you'll be fed to the lions.
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[flawd101]

yeah...my uncle fucked a mexican and of course she spat out a kid so they are married.....but my cousin and i arent fans of her so we would say marry channukka and she didnt know what it was.....so we got to laugh at her....

[flawd101]

yeah i guess i posted this topic twice...my bad.....
 
 in NYC they were playing normal rock songs but christmassy and funny.
 
 "the dradel song" Another Man Down
 
 dont know how to spell it....but it was made out of clay, and when its dry and ready with it jews shall play.  fun song you should look for online...i'll just try kazaa. best jew song besides adam sandler...

[pepsi..taste it]

BUT, they still sang songs about Hannuka and Kwanzaa without having to make them non-denominal, any christian shit was banned but all the other religions were not. S
 
 I would appreciate it if one of you politically correct spineless liberals could give me a better explanation? [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 
 Last i heard Kwanzaa had no religious significance what so ever.   What do you care? it aint like you are being forbidden to sing your christ songs at home or at church...
 last time I CHECKED a school was neither....
 if you wanna prey (sic) to your gawd do it at church or in private, .. don't sicken me with your "spineless liberal" crap... that card is so overplayed....
 
 btw... I thought all you neo cons home schooled anyway.....
 sorry if I dont wanna goose step to your madness...

[Jaguär]

Pepsi, you are prime material for goose stepping like a very good little lamb if you can't see the significance of how extremely dangerous that politically correct propaganda is. Maybe you should do some research into early Nazism and Soviet Communisism and how their ideoligies were instituted on their people before you go spouting off like that. Not the very basic intro crap that they teach in the lower grades that is nothing but an account of battles and wars but the more advanced and detailed works involving philosophies and implemetation of social engineering.
 
 Read the book "We, The Living" by Ayn Rand (sp?) for a glance at how early Soviet Communisism was introduced and affected it's people. A lot of it sounds so much like some of things going on today in this country. Believe me, it's not pretty and it's very similiar to many programs going on today in the US and a few other countries.
 
 It's ignorance like what you just displayed above that enables dangerous ideologies to change and destroy an entire nation. That's why they want to keep dumbing you down. Congratulations! You have passed their good little Politically Correct Youth Summer camp program.
 
 For what it's worth, you'll find we anti-politcally correct people in all sides of the politcal spectrum. I know plenty of them from far left to far right with most of us being independent and somewhere in between. Sounds to me like you are spouting off your leaders catch phrases without having a clue of your own of what you are talking about yourself.