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vansmack

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Britney to become a Brit
« on: October 16, 2003, 12:01:00 pm »
Britney ready to become a Brit
 By Jeannette Walls with Ashley Pearson, MSNBC
 
 
 Looks like Britney Spears may be the next disillusioned American blonde to cross the pond.
 
 THE EX-TEEN VIXEN -- who has taken a public relations drubbing lately -- is said to be "quite taken" with London and is planning to set up home there, much like Gwyneth Paltrow and Britney's new best gal pal, Madonna. "She's been looking at places in and around London," says our source, who adds that Madonna has been instrumental in Britney's newfound Anglophile-status. "First, the snogging, then the Kabbalah, now this," says the source of Madonna's influence over Britney. "Of course, she has strong ties in the U.S. and will still keep her places there."
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sonickteam2

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Re: Britney to become a Brit
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 12:05:00 pm »
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 "Of course, she has strong ties in the U.S. and will still keep her places there."
Oh of course, wouldnt want her to sell any of her nice houses, would we?
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Guiny

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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 12:38:00 pm »
Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out bitch!!!!!!!!!!  :D
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mankie

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Re: Britney to become a Brit
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2003, 12:40:00 pm »
Looks like another American girl got herself a taste of the old Brit pork sausage....AKA bang'her!!
 
 If you yank men were better lovers maybe you could keep your girls on this side of the pond!  ;)
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sonickteam2

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2003, 12:44:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Looks like another American girl got herself a taste of the old Brit pork sausage....AKA bang'her!!
 
 If you yank men were better lovers maybe you could keep your girls on this side of the pond!   ;)  
either that or she likes warm beer
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mankie

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2003, 12:48:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Looks like another American girl got herself a taste of the old Brit pork sausage....AKA bang'her!!
 
 If you yank men were better lovers maybe you could keep your girls on this side of the pond!     ;)    
either that or she likes warm beer [/b]
Yeah, you're right, probably the beer!
 I just hope she doesn't start talking in a really bad English accent like Madonna.
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lily1

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Re: Britney to become a Brit
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2003, 01:32:00 pm »
nah, she's got a thing for men with smaller than average willies and flat asses... :D
 
 
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  If you yank men were better lovers maybe you could keep your girls on this side of the pond!   ;)  
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mankie

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2003, 01:41:00 pm »
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  nah, she's got a thing for men with smaller than average willies and flat asses...  :D  
 
   
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  If you yank men were better lovers maybe you could keep your girls on this side of the pond!    ;)  
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She's moving to Scotland??????  :eek:
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bungle bud

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2003, 04:21:00 pm »
london has been the place to be for a couple of years, valentino rossi and marco melandri both live in london, so hot american women, and young italian men who dress in leather and chase each other to see who can come first.yes london is the place to be.
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markie

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2003, 12:06:00 am »
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 [QB] nah, she's got a thing for men with smaller than average willies and flat asses...  :D  
 
 if that were true she would have hooked up with vansmack in a shot............
 
 vansmack are you still looking for that bloke?
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vansmack

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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2003, 12:56:00 am »
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 if that were true she would have hooked up with vansmack in a shot............
 
 vansmack are you still looking for that bloke?
Had I not used my "I resemble that" joke about 30 seconds earlier in the Damien Rice post, I would have used it there as well.  But thank you for picking it up for me.
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markie

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Re: Britney to become a Brit
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2003, 09:21:00 am »
yeah but what about the bloke?  did you ever find him?
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vansmack

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2003, 11:27:00 am »
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  yeah but what about the bloke?  did you ever find him?
Not sure I'm following you here.  Which bloke was I looking for?
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poorlulu

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2003, 11:30:00 am »
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Originally posted by The Pariah:
  yeah but what about the bloke?  did you ever find him?
Not sure I'm following you here.  Which bloke was I looking for? [/b]
the one that stole yer arse...............
 
 beautiful cheers smackie...................i've got a big grin on my face now.
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markie

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Re: Britney to become a Brit
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2003, 11:36:00 am »
ERMMM, who has been eating my porridge?
 
 Someone used my account to set up their jape.
 
 BADLULU!    :mad:
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