i'll start it before it starts

[walkonby]

and the verdict is . . . . .
 
 insane and a has been

not guilty.  
 
 
 or if guilty, then guilty with an explanation.

[nkotb]

They were too cute to resist?
 
 

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
 guilty with an explanation.

[sonickteam2]

you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.
 
  of course, he's not really black, or a man anymore is he?

[walkonby]

if his dick doesn't fit, you must acquit.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by sonickteam4:
  you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.
 
 

Not of murder, but you certainly can convict for sex crimes (see: Mike Tyson).

[joz]

i'm guessing misdemeanor charge for furnishing alcohol to a minor and nothing more...

[eltee]

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[flawd101]

i bet he'll get away with it...probably a small charge that will mean shit.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

not guilty on all counts. Robbie Fulks can now release his MJ tribute album.

[sonickteam2]

innocent on all counts..

[eros]

He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.

[walkonby]

Originally posted by eros:
  He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.

they're both white anyway.  oh wait a minute.  on season two of chappelle, the white delegation gave oj back to the black delegation.  kanechi-wa, bitches.

[Guiny]

Originally posted by eros:
  He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.

I heard during the press conference that he will not rest until the real child molestor is found. I hear he's looking for him on the golf course as we speak.

[eros]

We need something else to distract us from the 1,700 dead soldiers.
 
 When will the next pretty white woman go missing?