oh, oh, oh.... my turn!
(boardie regulars can skip reading this-- you've heard it all before!)
Maybe you could just leave your whole damn car home? I mean, DC has this schmancy thing called Metro (pronounced Meh-trow) that will take you to the show at an affordable price (cheaper than parking) AND you don't have to worry about its windows being smashed, or even about you being smashed! Works swell, no?
By the way-- I've never had a BIKE stolen or smashed at the club. That's another loverly option.
Oh, and maybe you have feet? You can always walk on those. The club does allow us to walk there.