So I know all of the full beard wearing indie dudes are naturally slim and beautiful and have never seen the inside of a gym, but stocky 35+ future suburbanite alt-country dudes like myself need to hit the gym occasionally to avoid turning into total mush.
Well the past few weeks at my gym have been golden, as their music system, which consisted of playing cd's by all time greats like Taylor Dayne, Blues Traveler, and the Spin Doctors, kicked the bucket.
Now I get this distressing email:
Hello xxxxxxxx members,
As many of you are aware, xxxxxxx has been unable to play music for the past few weeks because of equipment failure.
Over the last several months, xxxxxxxx's Board of Directors has been evaluating different music options for xxxxxxxx in response to your numerous requests for greater music variety. The xxxxxx Board is excited to share the following news:
In approximately 3 weeks, MUZAK LLC. will begin providing music for xxxxxxx Fitness Center. Muzak was "born" in 1929 and has grown into an innovative company that currently provides music service for over 325,000 clients around the world. Muzak offers many styles of music, including High Energy, a special blend of upbeat and motivating music that is intended specifically for fitness centers. For more information about the company, check out
http://www.muzak.com. xxxxxxx will continue to be music free until the new system is in place.
After the installation, comments about the new music service should be sent to xxxxxxxx
Your feedback is appreciated!
Have a great weekend!