On the radio this morning it was reported that the retard from Coldplay that's married to that skinny weird cow that names her children after fruit almost broke both his legs at a concert recently. He noticed Noel Gallagher up in the balcony so decided to climb up the amps and speakers to get to him, then put his arm around him to declare, "This man is a genius" (which is probably true, shame about the brother) anyway, I digress, he then tried to climb back down to the stage only to fall about 15'.
Shame about him not breaking any bones.
