suggestions for people who aren't from around DC

[watchmeunravel]

am I gonna get shot?

[Bags]

Absolutely, stay away, stay away I tell you!!!

[AlanOnymous]

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[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by watchmeunravel:
  am I gonna get shot?

What colour is your skin?

[sonickteam2]

you wont get shot, but DC is a crappy city thats just as bad as Baltimore for the most part, it just has some really nice parts because of all the corrupt politicians. but dont worry about those really nice parts, you wont be going to any of those anyway!  you're more likely to get shot outside of the 930 club than outside of the Ottobar or Sonar.  

[kosmo vinyl]

do you honestly think that the 9:30 club would be as successful as it is, if the safety of it's patrons were in doubt everytime there were a show... plan ahead and stick to the main roads or the metro, park in the 9:30 lot.  simple as that... if you are looking for trouble you are going to find it.
 
 besides one can get shot almost anywhere in america...

[Bartelby]

or, you could come to the suburbs, like Fairfax, Virginia where you'll be robbed blind by people in nice outfits, with matching shoes and briefcases called "members of the Board of Supervisors" - they're a legal gang of all white people.  If they mug you, and a soccer-mom bystander calls an ambulance for you, you'll also get robbed of almost $1,000 for the ambulance call.   I tell you, it's dangerous everywhere!

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by BadSushi:
  or, you could come to the suburbs, like Fairfax, Virginia where you'll be robbed blind by people in nice outfits, with matching shoes and briefcases called "members of the Board of Supervisors" - they're a legal gang of all white people.  If they mug you, and a soccer-mom bystander calls an ambulance for you, you'll also get robbed of almost $1,000 for the ambulance call.   I tell you, it's dangerous everywhere!

what the hell are you smoking?

Suggestion for people who aren't from around DC:
 
 Go Home

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I agree.
 
 You probably wear denim shorts to your knees, or beyond, have a gut hanging over them, and think that the best restuarant in town is Applebees. No doubt you are less intelligent than us, less attractive, and less important. Next time you go on vacation, please take your fat ass to New York City and get up early for the Today Show concert and then go climb the Empire State Building and jump the fuck off. We appreciate your tourist dollars, but we'd appreciate it more if you just mailed us a check and stayed in fucking Kentucky.
 
 

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Suggestion for people who aren't from around DC:
 
 Go Home

[gm9928]

We can only hope that a shooting occurs.  Best way to avoid getting shot:  Stay the f*ck home!

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  I agree.
 
 You probably wear denim shorts to your knees, or beyond, have a gut hanging over them, and think that the best restuarant in town is Applebees. No doubt you are less intelligent than us, less attractive, and less important. Next time you go on vacation, please take your fat ass to New York City and get up early for the Today Show concert and then go climb the Empire State Building and jump the fuck off. We appreciate your tourist dollars, but we'd appreciate it more if you just mailed us a check and stayed in fucking Kentucky.
 
     

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Suggestion for people who aren't from around DC:
 
 Go Home

[/b]

Rhett, aren't you from some parsnip farm in upstate New York?

[HoyaSaxa03]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
 You probably wear denim shorts to your knees, or beyond, have a gut hanging over them, and think that the best restuarant in town is Applebees.

didn't Maggiano's get voted the best italian restaurant in the city in the washpost readers awards thing?

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  I agree.
 
 You probably wear denim shorts to your knees, or beyond, have a gut hanging over them, and think that the best restuarant in town is Applebees. No doubt you are less intelligent than us, less attractive, and less important. Next time you go on vacation, please take your fat ass to New York City and get up early for the Today Show concert and then go climb the Empire State Building and jump the fuck off. We appreciate your tourist dollars, but we'd appreciate it more if you just mailed us a check and stayed in fucking Kentucky.
 

no Wellbutrin this morning Rhett?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

That was 25 years ago; a long time ago. Let me spell out how long ago that was. 25 years ago even you were probably able to find a woman to lay you!
 
 

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
   

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  I agree.
 
 You probably wear denim shorts to your knees, or beyond, have a gut hanging over them, and think that the best restuarant in town is Applebees. No doubt you are less intelligent than us, less attractive, and less important. Next time you go on vacation, please take your fat ass to New York City and get up early for the Today Show concert and then go climb the Empire State Building and jump the fuck off. We appreciate your tourist dollars, but we'd appreciate it more if you just mailed us a check and stayed in fucking Kentucky.
 
   

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Suggestion for people who aren't from around DC:
 
 Go Home

[/b]

Rhett, aren't you from a farm in upstate New York? [/b]