Someone I know went and picked up a day laborer from Home Depot. He bought some green paint and told him to paint his porch, and that he would pay him when he returned from his golf game. Later that day he got back and the porch was just the same but the young chap was covered in green paint. "What have you been doing all day?" he asked the young laborer..."Exactly what you wanted amigo" As he opened the garage door. "I painted it green, but it's not a porch it's a Ferrari"
