XXIX Olympic Thread

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Does it remind you of your Canadian middle school phys ed locker room?
 
   

Originally posted by very sonick:
  i like the ass grabbing that goes on between the teams at the end of the match.

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we didnt have "middle school" actually.
 
 was that was yours was like?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I didn't have middle school either.
 
 

Originally posted by very sonick:
   

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Does it remind you of your Canadian middle school phys ed locker room?
 
   

Originally posted by very sonick:
  i like the ass grabbing that goes on between the teams at the end of the match.

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we didnt have "middle school" actually.
 
 was that was yours was like? [/b]

[sonickteam2]

you're weird man.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by very sonick:
   

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Does it remind you of your Canadian middle school phys ed locker room?
 
     

Originally posted by very sonick:
  i like the ass grabbing that goes on between the teams at the end of the match.

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we didnt have "middle school" actually.
 
 was that was yours was like? [/b]

Wait..they have schools in Canada?
 
 I agree, beach volley ball is pretty much unwatchable and I'm convinced that's the reason they were those skimpy bikinis, so people will actually watch it. I don't find 6' tall skinny bitches with no tits all that sexy to be honest but nice tight arses and toned flat stomachs make up for it....almost.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

My wife has a goal of getting back into shape to the point of looking like one of those beach volleyball players.
 
 I'm not going to fight her on that one.

[miss pretentious]

<img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/phelps_front_thumb.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 August 21, 2008
 Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
 
 ORLANDOâ??Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every day of the week.
 
 Phelps, the 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal, and the first ever SeaWorld swimmer to be raised in captivity by foster swimmers (Mark Spitz and Dara Torres), was recaptured by trainer Bob Bowman in a hoop net baited with an entire Dutch apple pie following Phelps' final Olympic event last Sunday. Phelps was then tethered to the rudder of a container ship bound for St. Petersburg, guided down local waterways, and introduced back into his home habitat, the tank in SeaWorld's 5,500 seat stadium, known to park officials and visitors alike as "Phelps' Happy Harbor."
 
 "Michael seemed really excited to be back," said Bowman, adding that the male swimmer became playful upon entering his tank, breaching the water and sounding repeatedly. "He just started swimming freestyle and backstroke, and only stopped to slide belly first onto the tank's platform so he could be fed dozens of fried egg sandwiches."
 
 full story here... the onion.

[walkonby]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  My wife has a goal of getting back into shape to the point of looking like one of those beach volleyball players.
 
 I'm not going to fight her on that one.

when chicks start getting back into shape, they usually aren't doing it for their husband.

[eltee]

Originally posted by eros:
  Serve, pass, set, spike, repeat.  One out of every four or five points you might get a block or a rally but everything else looks exactly the same.  Maybe a 4-person team would make the game a little more engaging?

I found it very annoying this year. Also, why for some reason is the trend is to insert a hug (BOTH teams!?!) every time before the next serve? I understand when a point is made, but every time from both sides?
 Just slows down the game.
 
 I agree with sonick, water polo was lacking, couldn't keep the ball in play, simply annoying.
 
 I normally love gymnastics but the coverage isn't as seamless as it was in the past (more sideline coverage, less event). And sadly, most of the US girls were hurt or out of the game.
 
 
 Unfortunate DQs in track the other night.. (last night coverage for east coast/US)

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Does anyone know when the US vs. Argentina basketball game will be broadcast?
 
 I have to say, most of these Olympic sports are boring to watch. Though I like the track events.

[eltee]

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  I'm convinced that's the reason they were those skimpy bikinis, so people will actually watch it. I don't find 6' tall skinny bitches with no tits all that sexy to be honest but nice tight arses and toned flat stomachs make up for it....almost.

All the attached men can say they are "simply watching the Olympics, honey" when gymnastics, women's synchronized swimming/diving, volleyball, etc. are on TV.    That's okay, we have ours too.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Trust me, we're not watching the gymnastics because we're hot for the gymnasts. Well, maybe Vansmack is, but not the rest of us.
 
 Actually, I find gymnastics really boring, so I can include myself in the "we".
 
 
 

Originally posted by Greer Zoller:
   

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  I'm convinced that's the reason they were those skimpy bikinis, so people will actually watch it. I don't find 6' tall skinny bitches with no tits all that sexy to be honest but nice tight arses and toned flat stomachs make up for it....almost.

All the attached men can say they are "simply watching the Olympics, honey" when gymnastics, women's synchronized swimming/diving, volleyball, etc. are on TV.     That's okay, we have ours too. [/b]

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Trust me, we're not watching the gymnastics because we're hot for the gymnasts. Well, maybe Vansmack is, but not the rest of us.
 
 Actually, I find gymnastics really boring, so I can include myself in the "we".
 
 

i agree. definitely not watching gymnastics for the hotties!  not only are they quite young, but they are generally strangely shaped too.
 
   I think the gymnastics coverage was funny though because everytime it was over, Bela Korlyi just cried about how unfair the world was, and Bob Costas laughed at him.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I bet the guy from Swell Season would dig those gymnasts too.
 
 

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Trust me, we're not watching the gymnastics because we're hot for the gymnasts. Well, maybe Vansmack is, but not the rest of us.
 
 Actually, I find gymnastics really boring, so I can include myself in the "we".
 
 
   

Originally posted by Greer Zoller:
   

Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
  I'm convinced that's the reason they were those skimpy bikinis, so people will actually watch it. I don't find 6' tall skinny bitches with no tits all that sexy to be honest but nice tight arses and toned flat stomachs make up for it....almost.

All the attached men can say they are "simply watching the Olympics, honey" when gymnastics, women's synchronized swimming/diving, volleyball, etc. are on TV.        That's okay, we have ours too. [/b]

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[HoyaSaxa03]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  I bet the guy from Swell Season would dig those gymnasts too.

13 y/o eastern european chicks?  totally right...

[Frank Gallagher]

Lets not forget the lard-arsed bull-dyke softball team everybody!!! Aye aye aye!
   :eek: