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Have you ever wondered..?
« on: September 13, 2005, 09:49:00 am »
Have you ever wondered why you never see an eskimo wearing adult diapers?
 
 Have you ever wondered why W is still obsessed with focus groups and handlers?  Isn't he a lame duck?  What, does he think...he has another shot at the presidency again in a few years time???  Is he planinng a Bil Clinton-style comeback co-presidency with Laura?
 
 What gives???

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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 09:54:00 am »
I've never wondered about that to be honest.....but I did wonder the other day while sat out in my back garden. Why is it when you cut the grass the top of the grass blade is flat, but when it's time to cut the grass again it's turned all pointy??

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 10:18:00 am »
Have you ever wondered....
 
 if your mom gave dad a bj just before she kissed you goodnight?

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 10:23:00 am »
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Originally posted by BrnAgnTaper:
  Have you ever wondered....
 
 if your mom gave dad a bj just before she kissed you goodnight?
Wouldn't they be putting the kids to bed first so pops could get his BJ?

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2005, 10:25:00 am »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  ...but I did wonder the other day while sat out in my back garden. Why is it when you cut the grass the top of the grass blade is flat, but when it's time to cut the grass again it's turned all pointy??
Yeah, I've always wondered that myself. I'm sure lots of those blades are newer growth but what about all of those flatheads? Do they have a high rate of turn-over or something? Would think not though when you look at a few peoples lawns or some fields.

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2005, 10:27:00 am »
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Originally posted by BrnAgnTaper:
  Have you ever wondered....
 
 if your mom gave dad a bj just before she kissed you goodnight?
Wouldn't they be putting the kids to bed first so pops could get his BJ? [/b]
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2005, 02:13:00 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2005, 02:21:00 pm »
The 2l bottle trick at the end was super-cool.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2005, 02:27:00 pm »
I'm pretty certain my mom never gave my dad a blow job.
 
 
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  Have you ever wondered....
 
 if your mom gave dad a bj just before she kissed you goodnight?

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2005, 02:38:00 pm »
Ever wondered what would happen if Bill Gates met Napoleon?

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2005, 03:38:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  I'm pretty certain my mom never gave my dad a blow job.
 
   
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 That is pretty sweet/naive. I wonder if you ever have kids, will think the same?

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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2005, 03:42:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  I'm pretty certain my mom never gave my dad a blow job.
 
Artificial insemination?
 
 COMEDY RESPONSE: She's given me one.

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2005, 03:51:00 pm »
I don't think oral sex was always a "given" like it pretty much is now in heterosexual marriages.
 
 
   
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  I'm pretty certain my mom never gave my dad a blow job.
 
   
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That is pretty sweet/naive. I wonder if you ever have kids, will think the same? [/QB][/QUOTE]

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