Originally posted by tbsbn:
Vegans are dumb. If a cow or a pig could eat us, they would.
Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". [Flash to a picture of "Food Chain" with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.]
Troy: Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.]Uhhh...
Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive.
Troy: Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! [Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.]
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy's head.]
Jimmy: [Timid] Uhh...you're hurting me.