the conspiracy theory thread

[grateful]

Do the #reinstatementday dance in 3 easy steps

https://twitter.com/Fah_Lo_Me/status/1426166195741470723?s=19

[sweetcell]

not only is today #ReinstatementDay, it's also National Kool-Aid Day.  seriously.  can't make this stuff up.

[sweetcell]

i wish i had more money to waste on things like these: https://www.concordaerospace.com/

the reviews are a good chuckle too - scroll to the bottom of https://www.concordaerospace.com/collections/specials/products/jewish-space-laser-activation-panel

[WALKonBack]

Good God.  How on Earth, did I never hear of this before.

lluminati: New World Order card game from the 90s??!!

Fas,cinating

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

A fear grows in Trumpworld: Have we gone too conspiratorial?
There is growing worry that talk of stolen elections, machine rigging and foreign plots will hurt election reform efforts and sap turnout.


Finally a silver lining to 5 years of insanity
If GGW was here, he could help me find my post when I said that Trump will destroy the GOP, splinter it into factions and take away their dominance politics

[kosmo vinyl]

well you know fucker carlson is about the blow the lid off jan 6th... it was a false flag event

just think of all the years of preparation that went into knowing that 45** would lose the election and then on the day of certification thousands of people who have  been pretending for years to be ranting and raving on social media, joining militias, flying in on private planes, lather rinse repeat to take part in the event..

wonder what the going rate for getting arrested, placed in jail and appearing before judges and prosecutors is...

wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

[kosmo vinyl]

of course that would mean the one person killed was also part of the false flag event, or did they simply get caught up in the moment and decided to be a PATRIOT

[sweetcell]

wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED

I've always had my suspicions about Kozmo

[kosmo vinyl]

wait that's all part of the deep state that suddenly was put in place in the last four years as well.. so NEVERMIND

put in... put-in... PUTIN!!!  BUSTED

I've always had my suspicions about Kozmo

yeah my working at a travel agency isn't holding up so well these days...

[GAY,GUY]

Everything, that Ye and Kim K do, is all for promo and press of the next project.

They aren't actually married, or have kids, or dating who they are dating now, or are fighting.  They do though,  just happen to have new projects coming out, or recently out, at the same time everyone is suddenly talking about them, again.

[sweetcell]

Whistleblower linked to FBI investigation into Trump and Deutsche Bank found dead in LA

• The whistleblower Valentin Broeksmit was found dead in LA on Tuesday, per multiple reports.
• A 2019 NYT profile connected Broeksmit's trove of Deutsche Bank documents to an FBI Trump probe.
• Broeksmit had been missing for over a year when he died. Police do not suspect foul play.

"Emphasizing that he didn't suspect foul play, Stedman went on to write in a further tweet: "Everyone needs to fucking stop with the conspiracy theories about Val.""

[kosmo vinyl]

Ozzy has tested positive for Covid and Cock Van Per Palm announces he has Covid.. Have the two ever been seen in the same room?  inquiring minds want to know

also there are multiple actors playing Prez Biden including Jim Carrey... and Princess Diana and Jackie Kennedy are still alive, at least in the flyover states...

[kosmo vinyl]

Gonna put this on my gravestone... Just above 21st Century Digital Boy

"Conspiracy theory is how idiots get to feel like intellectuals"

https://twitter.com/Baddiel/status/1545041700489351169?s=20&t=MKQccJkpyC7bzrFVtO8sqA

Trigger warning as it contain MTG content.

"MAGA month" 

[sweetcell]

75 years ago, Roswell ‘flying saucer’ report sparked UFO obsession