or larry king's onion op-ed
"I Am Fucking Insane" my favorites:
Kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious.... I just thought of a great question to ask
Jan Michael Vincent.... Boy, do I hate this shirt.... What's that guy over there doing?.... The Amish make fine houses.... I wish
Freddie Prinze was alive today so we could both laugh.... Some of the most beautiful women in the world work in diners....
There's nothing like breathable black dress socks on a sunny day.... Somehow I got all wet again.... If you look up marmosets in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of a small furry mammal.... Christ, my freakin' head is spinning!.... What was I talking about again? Oh yeah....
Charles Kuralt has worn some of the finest sweaters known to man....