Blender Names Best of The Last 25 Years

[ggw]

"For Blender, what makes a song a great song doesn't have a lot to do with the level of musicianship," the magazine's editor-in-chief Craig Marx told the New York Post.

The magazine then offers proof:
 
 Greatest Songs Released Since 1980
 1. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
 2. B.O.B. - OutKast
 3. Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns N' Roses
 4. One - U2
 5. Smells Like Teen Spirt - Nirvana
 6. Like A Prayer - Madonna
 7. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
 8. Sucker MCs - Run DMC
 9. ...Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
 10. In Da Club - 50 Cent

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  The magazine then offers proof:
 
 Greatest Songs Released Since 1980
 9. ...Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
 

everyone knows that toxic is a far superior song.

[bearman🐻]

Jeez...no "Kokomo"? No "Don't Worry Be Happy?" Not even "I'm Too Sexy"? There's just no justice in this world.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 7. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
 

One of these kids is not like the others.....

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by bearman:
  Jeez...no "Kokomo"? No "Don't Worry Be Happy?" Not even "I'm Too Sexy"? There's just no justice in this world.

actually, i want to know where Rio is (despite my preference for new moon on monday)?

[jkeisenh]

and Whip It!

[vansmack]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
  and Whip It!

Not to be a stickler because I love the song, but Whip It actually debuted in 1979 rendering it just over 25 years old.
 
 I don't believe it was released until 1980, though, so lets put it in!

[Guiny]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
  and Whip It!

Devo is so mainstream.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I would mock this list, but I'm afraid Blender's feelings might get hurt, which in turn, would cause them to stop printing their journal, which would mean less feature articles about bands, which would mean less hype for shows of said bands, which would lead to lower ticket sales... thereby hurting the 9:30 club's bottom line. Oh nos!

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

That song sucks worse than Mike Scioscia.
 
 Joy Division is one of those lame-o bands that so many of you sheep who were barely born when they were arounf have been told you're supposed to like, so you do.
 
 New Order was ten times the band Joy Division ever was. Thanks be to God that Ian killed himself and allowed the world to have New Order.
 
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 7. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
 

One of these kids is not like the others..... [/b]

[palahniukkubrick]

come on rhett, you can do better than that...
 
 

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  That song sucks worse than Mike Scioscia.
 
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 7. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
 

One of these kids is not like the others..... [/b]

[/b]

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

You're right. That's why I added more before I even read your post. Better now?
 
 
 

Originally posted by pickup hiccup stickup:
  come on rhett, you can do better than that...
 
   

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  That song sucks worse than Mike Scioscia.
 
   

Originally posted by vansmack:
     

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 7. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
 

One of these kids is not like the others..... [/b]

[/b]

[/b]

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  That song sucks worse than Mike Scioscia.
 
 Joy Division is one of those lame-o bands that so many of you sheep who were barely born when they were arounf have been told you're supposed to like, so you do.
 
 New Order was ten times the band Joy Division ever was. Thanks be to God that Ian killed himself and allowed the world to have New Order.
 
   

Feel better now?

[ggw]

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  That song sucks worse than Mike Scioscia.
 
 Joy Division is one of those lame-o bands that so many of you sheep who were barely born when they were arounf have been told you're supposed to like, so you do.
 
 New Order was ten times the band Joy Division ever was. Thanks be to God that Ian killed himself and allowed the world to have New Order.
 

I think it's about time you forgave your parents.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  I think it's about time you forgave your parents.

Post of the week in my eyes....