Ideas for a spectacular onstage death?

[boweswana]

Friday night at TT Reynolds in Fairfax, VA., is our last show with our lead guitarist.  We'll continue on without him of course and think it's just fitting that he go down in history with a spectacular onstage death to close out his time with the band.
 
 So far we are considering -
 
 1 - Blowing him up onstage with plastic explosives.
 2 - Rolling in a tank of alligators and pushing him in after the last song.
 3 - Watching in awe as he ascends to the kingdom of heaven and eternal life.
 4 - Hiring a gang of meth addicted transvestites to pummel him to death with nightsticks.
 5 - Having a wee person dressed up like a wooden match spray him with kerosene and then set him ablaze at the end of the last song. While the last notes ring out he can writhe around on the stage all en fuego.
 6 - Covering his guitar with honey and unleashing a swarm of rabid fruit bats to eat his flesh off.
 
 Please post back with any other great ideas.  
 
 Thanks for your participation!

[sonickteam2]

meth addicted transvestites will always get my vote!

[boweswana]

Mark one up for the trannies.
 
 Anyone else?

[ggw]

Decapitation by cymbal.

[bearman🐻]

Getting anally impaled by his own guitar.

[boweswana]

Good....
 
 Good....
 
 We're really onto something here.

[Sir HC]

Originally posted by bunnyman:
  Getting anally impaled by his own guitar.

See get him a really cheesy guitar to smash for the last song.  Set it up so that when he smashes it the neck snaps and flys such that it impales him in the neck.  He goes running around the stage with the guitar sticking out of his neck.  Get it all on video.  If he dies, sell to Faces of Death, if he survives then sell to one of those shows about near death accidents.
 
 Either way he funds your next album.

[LostSoul]

Death by chocolate?  Or has that been done already?

[boweswana]

I hadn't really thought about the commercial angle of selling the death footage to reality TV.  Awesome!
 
 You guys are the best!

[Frank Gallagher]

It's all about crowd participation....at the door, hand out 8" serated knives to everyone. During the last song of the last encore have said lead singer climb to the highest point possible and do a spectacular stage dive. Everyone in the crowd hold up the knives above their heads so he impales himself on them. As a little incentive to the crowd, the one who gets him in the heart wins the the setlist or something!!!

[boweswana]

NO!
 
 I'm the lead singer, we're trying to kill the guitar player in spectacular fashion.
 
 To kill me would be awful!

[walkonby]

coin it as another side project band of pantera.  i'm sure someone will come and kill whomever.

[boweswana]

Interesting...I wonder if there could be any trademark or copyright implications.

[green door]

Choke him to death with vomit.

[Bartelby]

AWWWWWWW, Isn't this my fav. lead guitarist who's channelling Stevie Ray Vaughn?  Didn't SRV go in a plane crash? Maybe a commercial airliner approaching Dulles drops a chunk of deadly blue ice right thru the roof of tt R's onto the top of his head...sparing the rest of us (and the rest of the band) of course...I was already planning on making this event; now I'll have to wear all black...