I knew it!

[Random Citizen]

Originally posted by clouds R²:
   The "real thing" ain't pretty. Despite this, I have no hostility to real lesbians, because, of all the "minorities" out there, those dykes-- who have adopted nothing less than the style and dress of business-casual white middle-class males-- seem the least desperate for attention.

I attended a womens' college and saw all types of "real" lesbians.
 
 "Ain't pretty"? How so? You make it seem that all lesbians look like k.d. lang (i.e. not seen as feminine by mainstream standards).

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

You bastards would have this topic just mere days after I changed my monkier from Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNISEUR. Oh, how you mock me so...

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Shaved bushes are fucking nasty, on men or women.
 
 Xaiver bush, don't shave your bush.
 
 
   

Originally posted by muschi:
  isnt a shaved bush a functional thing?? did ppl actually not mind eating that thing w all that hair on it? yuk. not me. its funny, w each new gf that doesnt clean that thing up i hav carefully convince/get her to makes some changes down there. solution usually casually saying "heyyyy, let's have a little shaving fun, whatta ya say?!"
 
 i need advice , seriously, as i was stratching a thought hit me, ive been wanting to know, whats the best safe comfortable way for a guy to get rid of hair down there? on the nibbly bits not the field. god bless this forum where i can at last ask!
 
 
 and oh hold me down did someone say breast-feeding?!  1
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[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

But I thought you just said you enjoyed lesbian porn? ...which of course, is fake. So you find it both a turn on, and annoying?
 
 
 

Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
 
 Now, I fully agree with you that fake lesbianism, done just to get guys attention, is annoying.  But it's the fakeness of it that's annoying, not the lesbian-ness.  .

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  But I thought you just said you enjoyed lesbian porn? ...which of course, is fake. So you find it both a turn on, and annoying?
 
 

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 I don't think I said I enjoyed lesbian porn in this thread.  All porn is fake, and therefore annoying, and pretty much universally boring once you're past virginity.
 
 And I've seen real lesbians, going at it at 2am on the street outside my building, fresh and drunk from a night at Chaos.  They don't all look like KD Lang, and yes, it's awesomely hot.

[muschi]

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  Shaved bushes are fucking nasty, on men or women.
 
 Xaiver bush, don't shave your bush.
 
 
     

Originally posted by muschi:
  isnt a shaved bush a functional thing?? did ppl actually not mind eating that thing w all that hair on it? yuk. not me.
 
 i need advice , whats the best safe comfortable way for a guy to get rid of hair down there? on the nibbly bits not the field.

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"nasty"? man, i think it's delectable when i see one up close. but i must admit all that matters is 'the business area'. so long as 'the roads are clear of snow', ha.
 
 btw, my lawn is trimmed. yep, 'peter', long time ago, went and joined the service and got a crew-cut, and he's never looked back. actually i hated the pinching of the hair and since im active all that hair drove me nuts, er, um no pun intended. besides makes it look like a homeless man or rip vanWinkle down there. and im sure the ladies enjoy appreciate it too.
 
 
 how does one get rid/minimize of the hair in unshaveable places??

[Bartelby]

Laser hair removal.  It'll be like a baby's butt when "they're" done....  

[muschi]

yeah my luck lately i'll get a cross-eyed dr to do the laser hair removal [envision jerry lewis look alike ["young LAAAA-DDYYYYYYY!"] ] and i'll be singing high notes rest of my life.
 
 god i need to get rid of that hair. today i walked alot and ive got this damned rubbing down there driving me bananas. [u thought i was gonna say "nuts" didnt u? sick m'fr.   lol]
 
 does nair work?? im afraid to try. i cant help but remember eddy murphys thing on washing his dick in the sink after putting old spice on it, not realizing how much it burns -- and his grandmother walking in on him saying "you lazy nigga! u too lazy to take a shower! u washin yo dick in the sink!"  she then proceeds to share this w whole neighborhood. i luv that 1.

[Frank Gallagher]

Why is it, that lesbians are lesbians because they aren't physically attracted to men, yet they dress (the bull-dyke variety anyway) in men's clothes and wear what would be traditionally mens hairstyles so tend to look very masculine, and obviously find this attractive on each other?

[muschi]

that's a very good question! i'd luv to hear an answer too. is it b/c they hate men and the butch is the way to safely be w a 'man'? i always assumed the butch was a butch out of  gender confusion in the personality, just like gay men assuming feminine attributes presumably from identifying with ones mother while growing up, or playing too much with the neighbor girl's holly hobby quick bake oven. or not playing enuf 'doctor' w her [like i did enuf of].