Gwen Stefani/rent-boy Gavin Rossdale. Without Mr. Nirvana cover band, there's no "Hollaback Girl."
Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow. Coldplay weren't that bad with their first two albums. But "X/Y?" They lost it with that one. And it's all Paltrow's fault.
Damon Albarn/Justin Frischmann. Faced with Damon's incredible talent, Ms. Frischmann was forced to become a junkie and release f'all for five years.
Axl Rose/Stephanie Seymour. 1992. "November Rain" video. 2008. Still waiting for any new music since 1991.
Future ones?
Pete Wentz/The other Simpson who can't sing AND had a nose job
Nicole Ritchie/douchebag from Good Charlotte.
Brian