On The Eve of the New Season: North of the Border Editio

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I am also two weeks outta back surgery and regretting my first sudden movement since.

at the next boardie meetup we're all going to need walkers at this pace...

Yeah, really!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Seabrook just lost his mind. 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Boston came out with a world of kick ass today. Still happy with the Wings splitting on the road, though!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That goal waved off is the worst call I have ever fucking seen called against any non-Red Wings team ever. Jesus.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Kings over Sharks in 7

I'm certain I'm jinxing it, but: this is starting to look like the most unintentionally idiot-savant prediction I've ever had. No team I'd rather see blow a 3-0 lead than the gutless wonder that is San Jose.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Amazing night of hockey. Three teams I hate went out in order of least hated to most hated in increasingly painful fashion. I hope Marleau and Thornton's wives hold a press conference immediately after the game to announce all of "their" children are illegitimate.

This San Jose team from the last decade or so is the most gutless pathetic pieces of human garbage I've ever seen. So great. So, so fucking great.

[vansmack]

No team I'd rather see blow a 3-0 lead than the gutless wonder that is San Jose.

Its pretty amazing and not a single person here is surprised.

The downside is that Smackie can't attend the games, on the plus side, I think the Ducks match up better with the Kings with Quick playing the way he is.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

No team I'd rather see blow a 3-0 lead than the gutless wonder that is San Jose.

Its pretty amazing and not a single person here is surprised.

The downside is that Smackie can't attend the games, on the plus side, I think the Ducks match up better with the Kings with Quick playing the way he is.

Quick the way he played the first two games or the last five?

Regardless, joe Thornton is the softest superstar in history in any sport. I hate him so much and he shits the bed EVERY. YEAR.

[atomic]

Is this the place to discuss Mcphee and Oates get the axe?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Is this the place to discuss Mcphee and Oates get the axe?

Yes.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

What a choke job by Montreal. Wow.

[vansmack]

I can't repeat what I said last night with 7 seconds to go, but that was a HUGE loss for the Ducks.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I can't repeat what I said last night with 7 seconds to go, but that was a HUGE loss for the Ducks.

Sorry. Gaborik has always been one of my favorite non-Wings. Fantastic game and part of an amazing sports day overall.

[sweetcell]

lol:
- http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/corey-perry-squirts-water-into-jeff-carter-s-glove--wins-stanley-cup-of-pranks--video-045010187.html
- http://nesn.com/2014/05/ducks-forward-corey-perry-squirts-water-into-jeff-carters-glove-gif/

[vansmack]

While I found that humorous, I'd prefer he squirt a puck through the legs of Jonathon Quick.

Doughty is making Getzlaf look average, at best.  And doing so with ease.