We need a baseball thread dont we?

[StoneTheCrow]

Colorado wouldn’t have been happy with that one.

[Space Freely]

Originally posted by pdx pollard:
  That honor goes to the Tropic of Nipples' Chris Carpenter
     

And I prefer to have Bartolo Colon referred to as OC $5 Beers of SF's Bartolo Colon.

I wonder if Smackie could have guesses that when he posted this 15+ years ago that Big Sexy would still be pitching?

https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/06/14/bartolo-colon-complete-game-mexican-league

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That’s terrible


Should have gone with Spiders

Seconded.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Friend from Cleveland told me they have a bridge that connects east side to west side of Cleveland and it has statues on them called The Guardians.  I said "so"?  Spiders would've been much better.

[Starsky]

There’s a real history to the Cleveland Spiders


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Spiders


I am bummed out…

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Atlanta is just going to continue to skate on Braves and the Tomahawk Chop and all that, aren't they?

[Yada]

Steamers

[Starsky]

Cy Young started as a Spider my son informs me



But they really sucked in 1899 with 20 wins 134 losses

[Space Freely]

Every Cleveland teams should be the LeBrons.

[vansmack]

Steamers

Winner.

[Starsky]

Scherzer/Turner to Dodgers?



Losing Turner will depress me further

[Space Freely]

Bryce Harper went one for one with two walks today against the Nats and ended the game hitting .297.

Juan Soto went one for one with two walks and ended the game hitting .297.

[Starsky]

Schwarber gone to Red Sox

[hutch]

$700 million/10 yrs Ohtani to Dodgers


Yankees-Dodgers World Series?

[Space Freely]

$700 million/10 yrs Ohtani to Dodgers


Yankees-Dodgers World Series?

Assuming he stays healthy, he'll make the average salary of a Japanese citizen every time he plays an inning of baseball .And he doesn't even have to play to get the salary.