It was way back in 1978, I was with a mate out on the ale and two eejits decided to attack us. To make a long story short they kind of picked the wrong blokes so ended up getting themselves beaten close to death....when the cops got involved and saw the state of these two chumps they assumed we had been the attackers, not the victims so we were arrested and hauled off to the cells arrested under the suspicion of attempted murder.....after an intense night of 'helping police with their inquiries' and after the two others involved had come out of intensivecare and been interviewed, all charges were dropped and we were asked if we'd like to press charges on them, which we didn't of course.