I met you last night at the show

[markie]

you touched me under my skirt and promised to call me as soon as you got home, but you di'nt call. I would love to go out with you because you were way out of my league and I dont want too feel like you just used me.
 
 Please call me on 202 867 5309

[jkeisenh]

ohmygod that was you?  i'm so embarassed that i slept with my own sister last night!  i was really high on the heroin that you watched me shoot on the floor during the show, so it really wasn't my fault, ok?
 
 by the way-- your toy collection is divine.