It would take me 2 or 3 months to down 20 beers. It would take me 2 or 3 lifetimes to get over a Weird Al concert.
Why not just save your $40 and buy tickets for you and 7 of your friends to see "alt-country legends" (as the Express called them today) Old 97's on Saturday. Think about it. $40 for Weird Al. $5 for Old 97's.
$40 for Weird Al? C'mon. That's 10% of a Madonna ticket, and still a ripoff.