Author Topic: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?  (Read 8437 times)

paige

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2003, 03:50:00 pm »
smackie you and i are the same...
 
 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
 
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 Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Fico

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2003, 03:54:00 pm »
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  Level 6 - The City of Dis
 
 You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
That's what you get fer being an "indie" virgin girl... guess we won't be able to be friends in the 2nd level...

jadetree

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2003, 03:57:00 pm »
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  That's what you get fer being an "indie" virgin girl... guess we won't be able to be friends in the 2nd level...
Do I need to get a restraining order Fico, you are a little obsessed, you only ever come out of your hole to say something to me.

vansmack

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2003, 03:58:00 pm »
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Originally posted by paige:
  smackie you and i are the same...
 
 
I'll save you a spot right next to me....
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Jaguär

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2003, 04:00:00 pm »
What the Hell!!??   :(  
 
 Who's minding Hell!?!?!?
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 Third Level of Hell
 
 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

thirsty moore

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2003, 04:04:00 pm »
This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
 
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 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.

Jaguär

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2003, 04:06:00 pm »
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
 In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
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Oh, yeah. I meant to say.....they sure got that part right!!!!! And it's been longer than 2 months. You forgot about when it was frozen.
 
 Welcome to my Hell ya'll.    :D

ggw

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2003, 04:10:00 pm »
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
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 ...the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
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I've heard that's a lot like your car too.

Jaguär

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2003, 04:16:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggw:
   
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  This is very similar to the weather patterns we've been experiencing for the past 2 months.
 
   
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
 ...the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water.
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I've heard that's a lot like your car too. [/b]
No, that's Thirty's squirrel bait car.

thirsty moore

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2003, 04:16:00 pm »
As you know GGW, that's what happens when you leave the top down in the rain on such a sweet ride.
 
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ggw

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2003, 04:24:00 pm »
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  As you know GGW, that's what happens when you leave the top down in the rain on such a sweet ride.
 
    <img src="http://productioncars.com/photo_gallery/pics/alfa_graduate_1987.jpg" alt=" - " />
What's with the Alfa, dude?
 
 Can't Mankie hook you up with the Spyder?  It's so deck...
 
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lily1

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2003, 04:35:00 pm »
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
 Level 2 | Very High
 Level 3 | Moderate
 Level 4 | High
 Level 5 | Very High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
 Level 7 | High
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
 Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
 
 Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
 Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Jaguär

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2003, 04:37:00 pm »
Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column. It doesn't seem to be in either ascending nor descending order. Could it be rating results of others taking the test?
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate

vansmack

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2003, 04:42:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column. It doesn't seem to be in either ascending nor descending order. Could it be rating results of others taking the test?
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate
Dante's inferno is filled with intricate descriptions of each level of hell and the test is showing how your answers matched up with each level of hell.  In this case you're shit as a non-believer, but your gluttony is higher than most.
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ggw

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2003, 04:50:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Okay, I'm confused here. I don't get the rankings under "Score" in the far right column.
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 (Click on a level for more info)
 Level Who are sent there?.................. Score
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers ........... Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers..Very Low
 Level 2  Lustful ................................ High
 Level 3  Gluttonous .......................... Very High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious ........ Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy ........... High
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics ..... Low
 Level 7  Violent ............................... High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .. High
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous ........ Moderate
It's fairly straightforward -- it say's you're a gloomy, violent, pandering pig.