Author Topic: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?  (Read 8439 times)

ggw

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thirsty moore

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2003, 03:18:00 pm »
I'm at the second level, because I'm lustful as all get out..

sueandnotu

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2003, 03:22:00 pm »
Thirsty, are you advertising?    ;)

markie

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2003, 03:23:00 pm »
Guess who is narcissistic and histrionic? That is funny.
 
 
 Disorder    Rating   Information
 Paranoid:    Moderate   
 Schizoid:    Low   
 Schizotypal:    Low   
 Antisocial:    Moderate   
 Borderline:    Low   
 Histrionic:    High   
 Narcissistic:    High   
 Avoidant:    Low   
 Dependent:    Low   
 Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

vansmack

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2003, 03:25:00 pm »
The 8th level of Hell.
 
 Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Celeste

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2003, 03:27:00 pm »
I'm at the second level as well...my lustfulness and gluttony are probably tempered by my self-hatred...as far as the scoring goes...my humanist worldview seals the deal.

vansmack

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2003, 03:28:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  Guess who is narcissistic and histrionic? That is funny.
 
 
 Disorder    Rating   Information
 Paranoid:    Moderate   
 Schizoid:    Low   
 Schizotypal:    Low   
 Antisocial:    Moderate   
 Borderline:    Low   
 Histrionic:    High   
 Narcissistic:    High   
 Avoidant:    Low   
 Dependent:    Low   
 Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low
Far be it for me to tell you that you took the wrong test.....
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markie

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2003, 03:30:00 pm »
It took the other test, also, thanks Vansmack.
 
 I am lustful, dont you have to be dead not to be lustful?
 
 You should take the personality test also....

bungle bud

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2003, 03:32:00 pm »
erm,sixth level, its all bollocks, isnt it?

Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2003, 03:33:00 pm »
Me, violent? only to mimes and seven year old Nickel Creek fans.
 
 Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Moderate
 Level 2  Lustful  High
 Level 3  Gluttonous  High
 Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
 Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
 Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Moderate
 Level 7  Violent  High
 Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
 Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low

ggw

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2003, 03:34:00 pm »
Second Level -- although it looks like I could spend some time in the eighth as well.
 
 Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
 Level | Score
 Purgatory | Very Low
 Level 1 - Limbo | Low
 Level 2 | Very High
 Level 3 | Low
 Level 4 | Very Low
 Level 5 | Moderate
 Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
 Level 7 | Moderate
 Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
 Level 9 - Cocytus | High

ggw

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2003, 03:35:00 pm »
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Originally posted by bungle bud:
  erm,sixth level, its all bollocks, isnt it?
No, it's true -- you're going to Hell, son.

bungle bud

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2003, 03:42:00 pm »
shit...i thought it was a joke test not an application form, oh well.

vansmack

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2003, 03:42:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Andrew WK:
  It took the other test, also, thanks Vansmack.
 
 I am lustful, dont you have to be dead not to be lustful?
 
 You should take the personality test also....
I took it a long time ago when it first came out.  It said I was an asshole, but not even close to the level of the British, much to my chagrin.  Cheers.
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jadetree

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Re: To What Level of Hell Are You Heading?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2003, 03:45:00 pm »
Level 6 - The City of Dis
 
 You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.