i would love to be a weatherman: get paid a good salary, benefits, stock options, the whole nine yards . . . and be wrong in my field 70 to 80 percent of the time. plus all those "under the table payments" (mafia style) that has transpired throughout the dawn of time from the corporate heads to scare the general public into buying up everything from their stores. it went from "heavy amounts of snow" on friday, to "ten inches" on saturday, to "up to five inches" on sunday, to "two inches" (if that) today. and the stores just smile as they tell you that yes, they are out of milk, eggs, toilet paper, paper towels, soda, beer, porno, and intelligence.
