"cycling shorts...alternative of an arse so sore you'd think you'd spent a week in the black ghetto section of Rikers Island, I'll take the looking like a total idiot anyday. "
-------------perhaps the bicycle_seat_for_chronic_farters i saw the other day is an alternative?
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/fuzzycat101/bicycle_seat_for_chronic_farters.JPG" alt=" - " />