The Curse of Return Travel

[paige]

so i have been gone for about 5 days in glorious south beach, miami...which was a fabulous time away and all of that stuff.
 
 we had to leave the pool at prime sun time to rush to the airport... our flight was at 6:05 so we got there about 4:45. as soon as we stepped out of the cab, we saw our flight was delayed until 7:30. 10 minutes later after getting up the escalator it was delayed until 8. 20 minutes later it was 8:30. we didn't even get on the plane until 8:45. we took off at like 9:15 and i didn't end up getting home home until 1 am. granted, i had the best time but damn it was shitty getting home.
 
 so, what did i miss when i was gone? tell me everything important!  

[markie]

the only thing I missed whilst you were gone was you.

[paige]

Originally posted by the scientist:
  the only thing I missed whilst you were gone was you.

oh dearest.... while i spent my days languishing in the sun and surf next to the one i love, all i was thinking about was you and your chemicals and test tubes.

[markie]

Originally posted by paige:
   your chemicals and test tubes.

Women only like me for my mind.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by paige:
 
 so, what did i miss when i was gone? tell me everything important!      

I think we broke up because I was tired of the long distance relationship between Northern Virgnia and Cleveland Park, but I don't remember if that was before or after you left.

[walkman]

After the absolute insanity of last night's show, Hugh and I are now planning our first love-child.  So it looks like yer out in the cold, Paige...
 
 P.S.  I thought of you around 1 am, when they played Deformative and the entire front row collectively got off.
 
 P.P.S.  I'm sorry.  I still love you, and we will make up for this at the next one.

[paige]

Originally posted by walkman:
  After the absolute insanity of last night's show, Hugh and I are now planning our first love-child.  So it looks like yer out in the cold, Paige...
 
 P.S.  I thought of you around 1 am, when they played Deformative and the entire front row collectively got off.
 
 P.P.S.  I'm sorry.  I still love you, and we will make up for this at the next one.

my heart has never been more broken, walksters. it's ok... i think i can deal. i was at this kick ass music store in south beach (Uncle Sam's, if anyone has been there recently) and bought the lovely Black Eyes cd. I rocked out to Deformative about 100 times before listening to the cd in its entirety....
 
 out in the cold, eh? well, maybe since you and hugh are together you can put a good word in about me to daniel... hmmmmmm

[paige]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 I think we broke up because I was tired of the long distance relationship between Northern Virgnia and Cleveland Park, but I don't remember if that was before or after you left.

well, as long as you keep me updated on our relationship status, i'll be ok.
 
 but i see how it is, i'm not worth the 15 minute drive to arlington? smackie, i don't know what to say.....  

[markie]

Paige, have you ever thought with so many admirers that you may be spreading yourself too thinly?

[ggw]

Originally posted by the scientist:
  Women only like me for my mind.

Perhaps you don't have anything else to offer?

[vansmack]

Originally posted by the scientist:
  spreading yourself too thinly?  

Excellent use of the adverb Markie.  9 out of 10 posters on this board would have typed "thin?"
 
 Anyhow, Paige, this is the truth - I can't deal with all of the competition.  The distance thing was a cop out.

[markie]

Originally posted by ggw:
  Perhaps you don't have anything else to offer?

you can be the judge of that.

[markie]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by the scientist:
  spreading yourself too thinly?  

Excellent use of the adverb Markie.  9 out of 10 posters on this board would have typed "thin?"
 
 Anyhow, Paige, this is the truth - I can't deal with all of the competition.  The distance thing was a cop out. [/b]

It is just natural, its an oft repeated saying.... I didnt think about it.
 
 I also think there is little point competing for Paiges affections..... Although after a week in Miami I bet she is all lovely and tanned.....

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by the scientist:
 Women only like me for my mind.

don't forget about your flexing prowess
 
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[markie]

ever heard the expression....
 
 Penis as big as a toddlers fore-arm........
 
 Jeez that is one fat ugly kid. I only have double chins.