Surprisingly enough, the Sex Pistols one is spot on.
What do I think about Never Mind The Bollocks/Spunk by Sex Pistols? I'll tell you what I think...
It's things like Holidays in the Sun that makes people want to kill each other. Like bad gangster rap, track 3, No Feelings fails to engage me at all. It left me cold, shaking and gently drooling on the floor. Thank god the office cleaner found me in time. Why I bothered with the rest of Liar after listening to the first four seconds of something that has been banned under the Geneva Convention, but is still used by the US to break down interrogation subjects I don't know.
The sound of the sort of thing that fills the floor at my local hospital's 'mentally challenged' disco nite is nothing compared to the dire God Save the Queen. Track 7, Seventeen sounds like a pre-teen violinist playing scales over and over in some desperate attempt to make music, tears running down their chubby cheeks with every screech from its start right through to its (bleated) finish. Track 9, Submission is like a rusty saw being slowly dragged through my grandfather's genitalia, and I'm being generous there.
In fact, I despise every second of Sex Pistols' creation.