I smelled that shit coming as soon as I posted something in your thread.  Do you, homey.  I don't take myself that seriously . . . . .
 
 FYI, since I guess the point of these posts was make some sort of ambiguous statement about my blackness (or maybe an attempt at a funny, who knows?), I guess I should inform you that "Ebony & Ivory" was by Stevie Wonder.  Not Michael Jackson.  Good thing you ain't black.  Mistakes like that get you smacked depending on the amount of black folk in the room.