The words "interwebs" and "internets" will become even more ubiquitous, being overly used by 'Net addicts who are trying, but failing, to be ironic.
Bono *will* actually save the world and all the naysayers will have to eat a huge mea culpa sandwich.
Rhett and Celeste will have their first child and all of a sudden Rhett will become the nicest guy on the 9:30 forum. He'll say, "I never knew what love really was until I held my child for the first time", not realizing that every new parent has uttered those words.
I will finally learn the difference between Mankie and Markie. Maybe.
Seth will reduce drink prices. The next day we'll see a report in the Post saying D.C.'s top music promoter was in a minor car accident, resulting in a weird type of amnesia, making him think it was 1998.
The Killers' Brandon Flowers will dis Neil Young, saying "Why does he get so much cred? He doesn't sell nearly as many albums as we do." Subsequently, the Killers publicist will resign, with the statement, "Maybe we took it too far."
There will be a post on the 9:30 forum that amounts to "YOUR FAVORITE BAND SUCKS!"
