Originally posted by you be betty:
I'm going to go lock my front door now....
You should do that anyway. Do you have any idea what kind of crazy people live in this world?
Fear not, I'm a good 3,000 miles away now (I'm sure DC has never been the same) and have always subscribed to the half my age plus seven rule of which you're at least a decade away from qualifying.
But I don't mind seeing a nice pair of low cut jeans every now and then...