I blame Smackie! Ever since he's been taken off the market, the poor girl has never been the same.
Honestly, I'm kind of hoping to hear some Britney Punk. At very least, it has to be good for a laugh. Maybe she and Kelly Osborn might join up and do a Wild Women tour. Somehow, I think that Courtney Love even looks down on the new Britney.
In the meantime, Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown still lie cold somewhere waiting for their dead bodies to be placed in a final resting place. And Bush and Cheney still reside at the White House.
How much weirder can this world get?