Drink up lads!

[kosmo vinyl]

47 pints of Guinness (in addition to a glass of orange juice and two glasses of milk) is what it would take to fulfill your daily nutritional requirements.

[mankie]

47 pints of Guiness would also fulfil your toilet bowl nicely!

[paige]

that sounds so revolting... 94 cups of anything, let alone Guiness, is enough to make a girl sick! well, i guess guiness would help that process occur more quickly...

[Bags]

Only problem I see with it is that it would take me about 3.5 days to drink 47 pints.  Those Guinness pints are slow going.
 
 Now, if it were Harp, hey, no prob.  Another night at Biddies.
 
   :p

[vansmack]

I don't think it's possible, but I wouldn't mind trying again.  
 
 I was shooting for the Guinness Century Club at the Common Share a few years ago when they had it and made 100 Guinness in about a week and a half.  The most I could do in any given night was around 14-15 over the course of like 7-8 hours, but the next night the numbers were drastically reduced (4-5).  I suggest taking a day off from drinking as well.  
 
 However, even if you don't drink 47 a day, I still maintain that Guinness is good for you.  I'm seldom sick and I haven't met too many people who drink more Guinness than I do.

[paige]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 
 However, even if you don't drink 47 a day, I still maintain that Guinness is good for you.  I'm seldom sick and I haven't met too many people who drink more Guinness than I do.

how's your liver looking, smackie?

[vansmack]

Originally posted by paige:
  how's your liver looking, smackie?

I keep it happy, it keeps me happy.  It's a contract.

[paige]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  I keep it happy, it keeps me happy.  It's a contract.

as long as you two have an understanding, smack. as long as you two have an understanding.

[redsock]

Originally posted by vansmack:
 
 I was shooting for the Guinness Century Club at the Common Share a few years ago when they had it and made 100 Guinness in about a week and a half.  The most I could do in any given night was around 14-15 over the course of like 7-8 hours, but the next night the numbers were drastically reduced (4-5).  I suggest taking a day off from drinking as well.  

In that same vein, I once tried to eat a large jar of Ragu in an hour. I got about 2/3's through when I yuked. I think it was for a bet. To this day, I still can stand the site of Ragu. Not sure Guinness would go down much smoother for me.

[thirsty moore]

A friend of mine would get bored at the retirement home we worked at and would try to drink a gallon of water in the span of 10 minutes.  He almost got to the bottom of the bottle but ran for the sink to chuck instead.

[mankie]

This one time, Rhett tried to ram 6 gerbils up his arse at the same time, but the poor gerbils started to puke when they saw where they were heading.

[paige]

if you ever want to see someone barf, try to get them to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.. they'll all say "hell yaeh i can do that" but seriously, they will puking before they know it. milk is also a laxative...

[mankie]

If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.

[lily1]

really, mank, i never knew that.
 
 
 
 

Originally posted by mankie:
  If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I know I won't be coming over for any meals at your house.
 
 

Originally posted by mankie:
  If you eat dog shit mixed with decomposing road kill and mustard, that will make you puke too.