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sweetcell

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #75 on: August 30, 2007, 10:42:00 am »
dear joey,
 
 best of luck in the upcoming season, thank dawg that canine-hater vick got out of your way.  piece of advice: please avoid airports in boise.
 
 love & smooches,
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  "Even my gay friends who don't like football, they like him. All of my friends who hate sports, once they see him they say, 'Hey, I'll go to a game to see him.' "
now this i don't understand... it's not as if you get to see him prancing about topless - he's covered in pads and a helmet!  if your intention is to check him out, why bother?
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #76 on: August 30, 2007, 10:49:00 am »
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  now this i don't understand... it's not as if you get to see him prancing about topless - he's covered in pads and a helmet!  if your intention is to check him out, why bother?
my guess? the ass.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #77 on: August 30, 2007, 11:03:00 am »
I'm no Larry Craig, but I think Kyle Boller is way more handsome than Joey Harrington.
 
   <img src="http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/04/Joey.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #78 on: August 30, 2007, 11:04:00 am »
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  I'm no Larry Craig, but I think Kyle Boller is way more handsome than Joey Harrington.
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ew. seriously? he looks like a ken doll. no thanks.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #79 on: August 30, 2007, 11:08:00 am »
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Ridiculous. He looks awful. The hair alone... ugh...

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2007, 11:09:00 am »
<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40072000/jpg/_40072556_joey203.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
   <img src="http://www.thelionsfanatics.com/joey_harrington_1.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 in the words of appalachian state... hot hot hot.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2007, 11:10:00 am »
I actually do not think Harrington will be awful this year. He won't be good, but he's not going to spit on himself like he did with the Lions.

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2007, 11:30:00 am »
FYI, my participation in this league is strictly ironic.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2007, 11:42:00 am »
If you go for awkward white guys, then how about "The Cannon?"
 
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 Before you comment watch this again:
 
  65+ yards in stride!!!
 
 That almost brings a tear to my eye.
 
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2007, 11:45:00 am »
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  FYI, my participation in this league is strictly ironic.
See, I was thinking you were just stupid to pick 2 QB's in the first 5 rounds, but participating ironically...not it all makes sense!   :p

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2007, 11:53:00 am »
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  If you go for awkward white guys, then how about "The Cannon?"
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you know i love[/i] denver. however, there is a difference between awkward and ugly.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2007, 02:33:00 pm »
I did a little team by team analysis last night after the draft that I will post on the Yahoo page for all to read. Just my own humble opinions. It will be interesting at the end of the season to see how wrong I was.

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2007, 02:37:00 pm »
Well for some reason Yahoo won't let me post this so I'll just put it here.
 
 Team by team post draft grades:
 
 Outdoor Miners ā?? Barring some freak injury LT will carry this team. With the exception a couple injury prone WRā??s this team has a nice starting line-up and good depth at RB. The only real issue I have with this team is Chris Henry who will take up valuable space on the bench while he serves his 8 game suspension.  Overall Grade: A-
 
 We Are Both Carls ā?? While I wouldnā??t be crazy about hitching my wagon to Jon Kitna, I really liked this draft and this overall team. All 4 starting WRā??s are strong and have great upside, but there isnā??t much depth at that spot after that. Picking up Betts late in the draft will likely be a steal since thereā??s no chance Portis stays healthy all season. Overall Grade: B+
 
 The White Stripes ā?? The all rookie team. Calvin Johnson as your #1 WR could spell trouble. Hereā??s a little nugget; In the history of the NFL only 2 WRā??s have had 1000 yard rookie seasons (R. Moss & A. Boldin). I love the potential Brady has at QB this season, but he and Addai may have to carry this team most of the season. Overall Grade: C-
 
 Pigskin&Pigtails6949 ā?? AKA The Philadelphia Eagles. The fantasy season of this entire team hinges on the real season of The Eagles. In fantasy you NEVER draft with your heart. 6 players on this team are Eagles. I still think Westbrook and McNabb will put up solid numbers as long as they both stay healthy, but that is a huge IF. Overall Grade: D
 
 The Dengler Herpes ā?? Carson Palmer and Chad Johnson will connect all season and rack up huge points for this team. If LJ can reproduce his numbers from last year or even come close heā??ll be steal with the 5th pick and White Stripes and Pigtails will be kicing themselves. During the draft I donā??t see the point in taking a back-up defense, but hey thatā??s just me. Overall Grade: B
 
 New Jersey Barebacks ā?? For lack of a better word, this team just isnā??t sexy. There are a few nice ā??upsideā? players, but no one that you look at and feel good about carrying the load during the season. Alexander has something to prove after a terrible injury plagued season and Vince Young needs to show he can put up numbers without a proven running game (Travis Henry is gone). Whatā??s up with wasting 2 roster spots on back-up kickers and defense when you are so slim at RB? Overall Grade: D
 
 Team Salty ā?? The only thing this team is missing is TD production from the RBā??s. Gore and Edge both fell short of double digit TDā??s last season, but look for those numbers to improve and Team Salty to cruise into the playoffs.  Having 3 1000+ yard WRā??s on your squad is a nice feel. Bulger is primed for a stellar season and Heath Miller may have a break out year with the Steelers passing game. Overall Grade: A
 
 Rock N Roll Outlaws (me) ā?? I know this is my team and I will be a little bias, but honestly I think I drafted extremely well and managed to get a little lucky. I have talent, depth and potential at every position. I have two 1000+ yard RBā??s on the bench and a couple WRā??s due for big seasons. My only real concern is at the QB position, but I think I have a couple guys that I can switch in and out according to the match ups or who may just blossom into stars. Overall Grade: Iā??ll leave that up to you.
 
 Killsaly ā?? Anyone whoā??s ever played fantasy football knows that RBā??s carry your team. Itā??s simple math since they get the most touches and their TDā??s are worth 6 points. Drafting Brees in the first round over Manning and then taking Wayne as the first overall WR in the second round were strategic errors and will haunt this team all season. Neither player is even the best at his respective position. Itā??s pure luck that this team managed to get any starting RBā??s at all. Portis is an injury away from Betts being the starter and Cadillac had a dreadful 2006. Overall Grade: D-
 
 ā?¢ā?¢ā?¢ - Eh. I mean this isnā??t a terrible team or a poor team. I canā??t really point to any significant error during the draft or gaping hole in the roster. Bush and Maroney both have great upside, but I would have liked to seen someone more proven paired with one of those second year guys. Cutler still has to prove himself as a fantasy starter and Porter needs to return to his production of 2005 for this team to really make some noise. Overall Grade: C+
 
 the pink robots ā?? This is one of those teams that if you only look at the names you arenā??t blown away or overly impressed, but upon closer examination of the numbers these players produced last seasonā?¦ well itā??s a pretty solid team. I donā??t love it, but I really like it. Parker and Henry should carry the load and all 4 starting WRā??s had close to or at least 1000 yards last year. Combine that with the best TE in the game in Gates and you have a quality fantasy team. Overall Grade: A-
 
 SalParadise ā?? Unlike The White Stripes, this is the all-geriatric team. There are 7 starting players on this team going into at least their 10th season in the NFL. Manning is a great QB to have as your starter, but QBā??s are slightly devalued because of passing TDā??s only being 4 points. I also would not want to start the fantasy season with Ronnie Brown as my #1 RB and Lamont ā??Go Terpsā? Jordan as my #2. Overall Grade: C

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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2007, 02:52:00 pm »
Shadrach, when I have an opening in my high stakes league, you're the first I'm going to invite.  Nice work.
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Re: fantasy football: a league of our own
« Reply #89 on: August 30, 2007, 03:36:00 pm »
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  Shadrach, when I have an opening in my high stakes league, you're the first I'm going to invite.  Nice work.
Thanks, that's a huge comliment. Let me know if something opens up and I'm always willing to compete.